Unfortunate Cookies

In this episode of Unfortunate Cookies, Heath and Kyle revisit a lake story that probably should’ve stayed underwater. Larry’s bathroom break off a boat ladder turns into a floating disaster, complete with questionable escape tactics and way too much discussion about the physics of poop. Along the way, the crew takes shots at Josh’s pants, swaps skinny-dipping stories, and remembers a frozen lake as clear as glass. Grab a seat, keep your distance, and if you’re joining the next boat trip—bring toilet paper.

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In this episode of Unfortunate Cookies, Heath and Kyle start with a very serious debate about Raising Cane’s chicken before celebrating Kyle’s wedding day. Then Kyle takes us for a ride through the glory days of his tiny red Ford Festivas, complete with questionable speeds, a backyard jump, and a burnout in a church parking lot. It’s a little heartfelt, a lot nostalgic, and exactly as chaotic as it sounds.

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This week, Heath and Kyleson dive into some of their most ridiculous childhood shenanigans. From the legendary “Marble Pop” prank gift to a questionable 1993 Dodge minivan adventure that probably shouldn’t have happened, the guys swap stories about friendship, mischief, and the kind of decisions that only seem like a good idea when you’re young. It’s a nostalgic trip back to the days when boredom led to unforgettable memories—and plenty of laughs.

Imagine a story so quirky, it leaves you questioning your own childhood adventures — and maybe contemplating skinny dipping yourself. On this episode, Heath and Kyleson dive into their hilariously awkward first-time skinny dipping experience, set against the peaceful backdrop of Long Lake, Michigan. They reveal exactly how four mischievous friends, under the glow of two full moons, dared to shed their clothes in the dark, chasing a fleeting moment of rebellion and freedom — all while contemplating the strange discomfort of nylon swim trunks and the unspoken angst of nudity in nature.

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Before podcasts, before responsibilities, and before we knew what we were doing, there was a band called Supremacy.

In this episode, Heath and Kyle take a trip back to their teenage years, sharing stories from their garage band days, recording their first EP, and pulling off an unforgettable backyard deck show that somehow drew hundreds of people. From awkward stage banter and homemade venues to the thrill of playing original music in front of a crowd, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and reflections on creative expression.

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In this episode, Heath and Kyle revisit one of their most ridiculous childhood adventures—a bonfire, a puppet, and a series of questionable decisions that somehow felt like a great idea at the time. From homemade videos and teenage creativity to flaming arrows and lasting memories, it’s a hilarious trip back to the days when boredom and imagination were a dangerous combination.

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This week, Heath and Kyle take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their teenage movie theater adventures, sneaking in questionable amounts of Taco Bell, and the unforgettable experience of watching Hoot in a nearly empty theater. From childhood freedom and inside jokes to dreams of eating cereal at the movies, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and the kind of stories only longtime friends can tell.

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Heath and Kyle are back with another chaotic round of fortune-cookie-fueled conversation. What starts as technical difficulties and audio glitches quickly spirals into stories about fried chicken, small-town culture in Northern Michigan, awkward community moments, and the strange wisdom hidden inside cheap cookies. Along the way, the guys talk diversity, funerals, peanut allergies, Yes Man, and why sometimes the best thing you can do in life is just say yes. It’s weird, funny, unexpectedly thoughtful, and exactly the kind of unscripted nonsense you’d expect from Unfortunate Cookies.

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This week, Heath and Kyle take a trip back to their youth group days, revisiting awkward teenage moments, Christian music festivals, first concerts, and the memories that helped shape a decades-long friendship. From a misunderstood joke that sent youth leaders into panic mode to stories about playing music together and reminiscing about cultural touchstones like Vine, Bob Barker, and Festival Con Dios, this episode is packed with nostalgia, laughs, and the kind of inside jokes that only make sense after twenty years of friendship.

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Heath and Kyle take a chaotic stroll down memory lane, bouncing from game shows and Nickelodeon slime to youth group mishaps and concerts that probably should’ve gone differently. What starts with stories about writing the wrong thing on a form quickly turns into a mix of nostalgia, ridiculous moments, and the kind of laughs that only come from looking back at how weird we all were. Along the way, they somehow connect Bob Barker, band practice chaos, and random life lessons into a conversation about friendship, growing up, and why the dumbest moments end up meaning the most. It’s part throwback, part group therapy, and part “how did we survive that,” perfect for anyone who misses the wild innocence of growing up—or just wants to laugh at it.

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