A quick warning: This episode contains words that some people may find objectionable. I mean, hopefully. Listener discretion is advised.

Special appearances by Hank Williams, Jr., Alex Leask, Jerry Lee Lewis, Pat McClimans, Bill O’Reilly, Rachel Matchett, Orson Welles, Emily Meurer, The Frogs, Barack Obama, Claire Danes, Gordon Ramsay and Casey Kasem.

This episode introduces the new swear phrases “Oh, it’s real windy out there” and “Samsung telephone!”

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