You don’t even read this do you? You barely listen to the podcast, so there’s no chance you’re going to read these words. Imagine that. Somebody reading. That’s truly revolutionary int it. That’s not what happens around these parts. Sure, you’ll scan over some of these sentences. You might even laugh a little bit at some of em. Well, you might chuckle a bit. Or just do that shoulder shrug thing with a sharp intake of breath. I don’t expect a full-blown belly laugh.

Anyway, we’re wasting time. Just listen to the podcast and then pay me $9 because it’s so good.

P.S. I just worked with Vanya on this absolutely hilarious modern-day take on an old internet meme. Go listen.

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