The Fat Kid Show

This Feels Illegal for How Affordable It Is — Cruise 101


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Thinking cruise = “Titanic”? In this UAE-first deep dive we smash the biggest cruise myths and show you what actually happens on board—from food (halal options, buffet vs. sit-down) and entertainment (shows, waterparks, casino, theme nights) to family perks (kids/teens clubs) and real costs (gratuities, port taxes, Wi-Fi, drinks).


Our guests:• Sandra Lobo (Rhina Tours) — ex-crew turned cruise consultant who’s sailed world cruises and now helps GCC travelers pick the right ship, cabin, and season.•


Kaunain (Cruising Cravings) — travel creator who’s done multiple GCC and international sailings, plus an expedition cruise in South Africa.


You’ll learn: GCC cruise season (Nov–Apr), Dubai/Abu Dhabi embarkations, expedition vs. mega ship, how to choose cabins (interior vs. balcony vs. suite), packing and adapters, kids clubs, safety drills, seasickness fixes, what’s truly included, hidden costs explained, and the exact questions to ask before you book (“Is water chargeable?” is OK!).

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The Fat Kid ShowBy Reshma Patel