This Ghost Sucks

A Haunting (2005) Season 2, Episodes 3-4 Your hosts poke fun at 1960’s home buying and childrearing conventions, delight at the best-ever “nightmare” re-enactment, and learn that you should never buy that “house with a lot of potential” your wife wants.

A Haunting (2005) Season 1, Episodes 1-2 Your hosts wonder how many experience points Lorraine “rocking bod” Warren got for defeating the “high level” boss demon and are equally puzzled and delighted by the “Everybody’s Named Raymond” episode’s introduction of a “kitchen gun drawer.”

Paranormal State (2009) Season 3, Episodes 1, 10, 14 Your hosts are baffled by Elfie’s magic forest abilities and find out rocks can be ghosts. Side note: Can we stop blaming “native american burial grounds” for ghosts and can Chip Coffey please be on our podcast?

Paranormal State (2009) Season 3, Episodes 5,13,9 In this Chip Coffey appreciation episode, your hosts wonder if demons are the “Walmart” of haunting, delight at Chip’s clap backs, and get bummed that the “Warrior Psychic” didn’t bring her sword this time.

Paranormal State (2009) Season 3, Episodes 2, 8, 11 Your hosts get mad at Ryan “tool” Buell for blaming a child for a haunting, pretending he doesn’t know how carbon monoxide works, and dismissing the underground railroad as not interesting enough to base the episode’s imaginary backstory on.

Paranormal State (2009) Season 3, Episodes 16, 19, 3Your hosts learn about menopause ghosts from Lorraine “motherf*cking” Warren, question if psychics can drive blind-folded, and ponder how Kristen Stewart’s doing.

Haunted (2019) Season 2, Episodes 4-6. Your hosts question if ghosts own zippos, if the US Government’s official stance is “demons are real,” and why all ghosts are white.

Haunted (2019) Season 2, Episodes 1-3. Your hosts wonder if ghosts are an elaborate cover-up for some minor infidelity or a great excuse to cover up medical negligence, and why Episode 3 even exists.

Haunted (2018) Season 1, Episodes 4-6. Your hosts pitch a spinoff, get real bummed about Alien STDS, and wonder if ghosts can be hot.

Haunted (2018), Season 1, Episodes 1-3. Your hosts question how bathtubs work, if the show has sent narrators to jail, and if feather-stroking is an effective strategy to get rid of ghosts.