My friend Eri jumped on my gofundme so damn fast! Spiting my many attempts to thwart any who might donate to my cause, Eri smiled, flicked perfect hair over shoulders that once profile modeled for broaches, and stabbed me for being such a dick. I really did deserve it. Sadly, I didn't make it with any hot tchammams either.....oh yeah! But, ERI HAS THESE POWERS THOUGH!! Mysterious ancient powers, that will pull ACTUAL money from people's EARS!!! IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!!!