TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.

Special Decisions kicks things off by inviting the listeners into his personal struggle with some harrowing first-world problems. Then, the conversation takes an academic turn as Dr. Science presents his new hypothesis regarding the phonetics of last name pronunciations. Finally, the guys look ahead to the off-season strategy, debating the best keeper-eligible players who are destined to be dropped this summer.

Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter" philosophy has kept him safe all these years.

It's an episode of revelations. First, Special Decisions confesses his undying love for Cam Skattebo, prompting a debate on how we actually evaluate talent. Later, The Marathon Continues takes the mic for a solo bedtime segment that turns supernatural. In a moment you have to hear to believe, TMC proves he has a psychic connection to the league by correctly identifying Snipey Barham's posture without ever seeing him.

TheRealKingFish is back with a legendary tale about attending a Yankees game with TMC's Uncle, a story that somehow ends with Derek Jeter getting hit in the face with a gold thong. The episode also features a classic digression about Mikey needing his wife's help for a simple task, and the fellas ask the profound question: should 90-year-olds even be reading?

Who's whining now? The Marathon Continues steps up to the podium to air his own grievances. Not to be outdone, Mikey confesses to the ultimate villain move: taking candy from a baby and covering his tracks. To wrap things up, the guys give Se Fue La Luz what they've been asking for—a complete deep dive on Snipey Barham's roster.

TheRealKingFish kicks things off by releasing a formal statement to clear the air. From there, he dives into a classic, winding story about a memorable "on again, off again" relationship that ended in dramatic fashion. Finally, the guys re-litigate the entire Pedro vs. Don Zimmer beef from every possible angle.

There's a reason for this week's title. After a quick Halloween check-in, the guys dive deep into the bizarre, fantasy-obsessed "prism" Mikey uses to judge every player in the league. This leads directly into a passive-aggressive takedown of TheRealKingFish that you won't want to miss.  Good luck in week 10!

Special Decisions and The Marathon Continues are back for another chaotic episode. The guys kick things off by going down an internet rabbit hole, sharing and breaking down some of their favorite memes of all time. Then, the gloves come off for an official inquest into Mikey's disastrous fantasy season to finally determine who (or what) is truly to blame. To close it out, the fellas hold a high-stakes, serpentine draft to build the ultimate team of the best dancers in the league.

This week, Mikey unleashes an epic rant, blaming everyone but himself for his draft day decisions. Then, in a moment of shocking accountability, Charlie finally confesses to making arguably the worst trade in TIATM history. Plus, stick around to find out the surprising position Sam plays in his flag football league – the reveal might shock you.