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In our historic 50th episode, we celebrate by risking our lives recording in Los Angeles traffic while debating if Caleb Williams is the biggest drama queen in the NFL. Special Decisions leaks his humiliating trade rejection from Se Fue La Luz, TMC explains why he is manually tracking league records to survive the impending AI apocalypse, and we officially declare Marvin Harrison Jr. to have a zero on the "dog meter." Plus, stick around for a deeply necessary argument about the etymology of gaslighting during a controversial beer pong dispute. Good luck this week, because if you are relying on Jordan Love, you're a nerd.

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Welcome back to Season 5, where the fantasy takes are scalding and the FAAB bids are completely unhinged. This week, Special Decisions and TMC violently disagree on Caleb Williams' actual talent level, while ruthlessly diagnosing Justin Herbert’s off-field priorities and skincare issues. We also roast the "unnamed hater" for a pitiful 91-point Week 1 showing and expose the newest league member, Chris, for being entirely carried by players he didn't even draft. Go ahead and delete the fantasy app before tuning in, because your season is probably already over anyway.

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The dynamic duo is back for Episode 48 to dish out off-the-cuff draft grades and expose the absolute worst picks in the league. We also tackle the hard-hitting lifestyle issues, like the tragedy of deep V-necks and the strict enforcement of the high school five-minute rule. Meanwhile, the "Unnamed Hater" lurks in the background dropping unwarranted commentary while wearing a highly questionable Old Navy shirt. Congratulations on another spectacular draft weekend!

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Special Decisions and The Marathon Continues are back to peer into the fantasy football crystal ball with an absolutely chaotic 2026 First Round Mock Draft. The guys break down a draft board that defies all logic and reason, including Justin Herbert coming off the board at third overall and Jeremiyah Love inexplicably cracking the top seven.

If that wasn't enough to make you question the future of the league, wait until you hear the justification for taking Dak Prescott at pick number ten. Whether you're looking for elite dynasty foresight or just want to roast some truly questionable draft strategies, this episode delivers. Tune in, take notes, and whatever you do, don't let this mock dictate your actual draft. Because in this league, This Is All That Matters.

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The end of an era...you will be missed.

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What is up, you clowns? We are wrapping up the 2025 season with a massive "Year in Review" special. It’s time to pull up the receipts, revisit our freezing cold takes, and determine who actually knows ball (and who just got lucky).

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Congratulations to Ben on his 6th championship.  See you guys next season!

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It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.

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TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to review and update their boldest predictions for the year 2026.

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This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.