I leave for ONE vacation and Taylor Swift is getting married at Madison Square Garden, West and Amanda are out of Summer House and somehow in my backyard (Lake Geneva, Wisconsin), and Gavin has officially pushed us to our absolute limit.

ENOUGH ALREADY.

Chi Chi joins me to recap In the City and break down:

* The Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumors and why we are very much not Swifties

* YouRowKelsey, ocean fear, and whatever that conversation turned into

* West Wilson and Amanda Batula leaving Summer House - fired, mutual, or wedding-season?

* Bravo editors finally seeming to turn on Amanda Batula

* The Lake Geneva tea that somehow made Wisconsin the center of the Bravo universe

* A full thesis on why Gavin is actively trying to distract us from HIM

* WHY WE LOVE KENNY MARTIN

* A church choir story that fully sent us

As always, we turned three conversations into thirty. Let’s get into it.

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