This is Nothing Podcast

Just when you thought it was over, you could escape, relax. The dicks are back. Swimming penis fish paired with some twirling fire lady knockers and a sexy Portland based cartoonist, it's getting racy folks. Welcome to the sexiest podcast on earth. Oh yeah the boys  also get really angry about our American lawns. Lets re-grow the rainforest so we don't have to look at our neighbors anymore. 

Discussion of a terrible 80's movie given new blood. A series of Best-Of decades that are beyond us in their estimation of "best-of." And.... dicks. so many peckers of variable controversy. Some big and bad, some small and bad. . . we wonder our cultural emphasis on this sometimes-useful piece of equipment and what can be done. 

On this special 25th anniversary spectacular edition of This Is Nothing, Nate & Matt play the hits. The team discuss jokes published in the Victorian era in the new sub-segment, Is This Still Funny? and get to bottom of the cultural heart of the year 2010. Remember wearing wristbands to match your Spicoli's, or when Taylor Swift was a country artist? Bandanas? Arcade Fire? Listen through to the end of the episode where we track little jingles for some select friends who said nice things to us on Apple Podcasts. PLEASE SAY NICE THINGS TO US. Cheers to 25 more. 

A heroes story Marvel was too scared to bring to the big screen, Jack Black and his vigilante justice to bring rich people cool rats. The boys tackle the moral conundrum of scientology and why birthin' these babies has got to be so damn quiet. A song about being good at drinking beer? I guess? Can anyone be good at drinking beer? And on that note Matt brings back his beloved segment to see if Nate has the chops to break his 2-2 win/lose streak. 

Now that you've listened to this podcast you have 7 days before your lungs will fill with apple sauce. No there is no girl at the bottom of the well its me Bob Apples. Pull up a hay bale and let Bob braid your hair and tell you the story of two unemployed thirty year olds who spent all their time trolling Wikipedia for a podcast that only a handful of people listen to out of guilt. Ever want to know the history of Trick or treating? Know the difference between Matt and Big Foot? People are actually looking for Big Foot. Bobbing for apples is truly just just watching your kids almost drown. But don't let ol' Bob Apples ruin that for yah. 

What the hell is Free Style Frisbee? For real? Also a band named after an old grey wizard, The Melvins, proving a band can just be a haircut, and a whole bunch of goofs. So pull up a chair, crack open a can of Heinz baked beans and enjoy yourself a gap year for the boys first episode in Portland Oregon!

How do you think mole skin pants fit? Apparently not well if you find yourself in a twisted junkyard re-gifting war with your brother in law. Also beaver attacks? UFOs? Classic rock band STYX? Throw in a 12 rack of Bud Light and a sleeveless flannel shirt and you got a ripping redneck shindig. A toast to 20 episodes and the last installment from Washington. Heres to more useless content posted from Portland Oregon.  

Class I want to introduce you to substitute guest host Mackenzie Broadhurst. I hope you all behave yourselves while they talk about Italian Pop music, outdated Horseshoe arcade games, Chet Hanks, thats right America's dad's son, and all the Alt music from 2001. Lets really take our time working up to episode 20 and throw in some guest host shenanigans.  

A discussion of known and unknown supernatural effects. Matt and Nate learn the meanings of words and think through the beautiful resergence of Shrek iconography in modern meme culture. Also a piece of furniture you neglected no longer has your back when the big one comes...