A victor emerges in our closest Fantasy Summer Box Office game ever! There were many surprises, including Guardians of the Galaxy, Godzilla, and the massive bombing of Expendables 3.

Bonus material can be found on the Tumblr.

This week we check out Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy and ponder questions like: What exactly constitutes a daughter of Thanos? What was in those blue drinks? And why is wood invulnerable to bullets and explosions? Also, we love it.

Audio Credits:

This episode contains brief audio excerpts from Orion by Metallica (please don’t sue us), In My Life by the Beatles, Bullet Ride by In Flames, Cherry Bomb by the Runaways, and NBC’s Parks and Recreation (the Patton Oswald improved speech).

Bonus material can be found on the Tumblr.

Marcus returns and talks about barely surviving Shanghai. We learn about Chinese culture, media, and hospitals.

Audio/Photo Credits:

This episode contains brief audio excerpts from Zhongguo Hua and Zen Me Ban, both by SHE. The featured image thumbnail uses an image from Tibor Bognr / Corbis.

Bonus material can be found on the Tumblr.