Robert  J. Debry is claiming that not all Utahns love green Jell-O. Senator  Mike Lee hosts an event called "Jell-O with the Senator" because he  believes the opposite. Who should be believed? In other Utah news: the  town of Dutch John is sick of being a town, and a man hits an elk on  I-80 and has his chin pierced by an antler.

The  pandemic is here to stay and people are finding solace in live animal  webcams. Bear cubs are chilling at Utah State University and feasting on  twinkies. A woman poisons her roommate with bacteria found on the darkweb. And if you're interested in getting divorced, there is now a  very cheap solution.

A bear is killed illegally in Southern Utah and the DWR gives it to Mountain View High as a reminder to not poach. A disgruntled boyfriend tries to turn his ex in for a crime and gets arrested himself, and teens vandalize UVU because that's what teens do.

Robocalls have stopped and Get Gephardt is on the case. Meg reveals a startling fact about Target and bowel movements. A man hunkers down inside a  strange bathroom, and a Massachusetts-based company would like a 150 mL  sample of your waste.

Bullfrogs  (NOT BULLDOGS) are taking over Utah. The DWR wants you to kill them and  we can't decide if we agree. Bullfrog pros: great golf caddies, don't  spread disease to humans, circular eardrums, musically gifted. Bullfrog  cons: kill all amphibians, might not taste great boiled. You decide where you stand on the issue.

Guy  Fieri, country music star Collin Raye, and Utah Attorney General Sean  Reyes joined forces for a concert in Cedar City, UT. It was as horrific  as it sounds. Sean broke off a rap that wasn't his best, which we  discuss at great lengths. In other news, an errant frisbee toss is met  by a loaded gun and The Diaper Guy talks with the local news.

People  are kissing their chicks and the CDC is not pleased. Utahns (including  Meg) are changing their political affiliation and Republican Chairman  Derek Brown is not pleased. Paleontologists are discovering fossils from  151 million years ago and Chris is not pleased. And the mayor of  Kaysville goes head-to-head with the city council because no one is  pleased.

Aliens  are flying down from space and mutilating cows. We think. The  5-year-old boy who went driving in search of a Lamborghini makes his  triumphant return and one local columnist is NOT pleased. A  "penetrating" smell returns to North Salt Lake, much to the  embarrassment of the sewer district. Yes, they're people too.

There is hope for any non-teen generation. A 5-year-old drives around town in search of a Lamborghini before being sequestered by the Highway Patrol. A 40-year-old celebrates her birthday by having a helicopter drop toilet paper on her. And a con man refuses to give up his craft, even as charges pile up faster than helicopter-dropped TP.

Teens  are bad and we will hear no other arguments. A group of high school  seniors want to postpone virtual graduations so their family/friends can  sit through four hours of valedictorian mumbo jumbo in person. BAD. Get  Gephardt, a teen in investigative spirit, offers up some helpful tips  on how to dry money in your backyard. BAD. A teenage racoon breaks into a  Magna water plant and forces everyone to boil their water. BAD. And  Utah high schools are rated by a national publication and there is a  small gap between Timpview High and Spanish Fork High. BADDDDD.