This Is Why We’re Friends

We really sat down and decided to test a friendship that has survived this long… terrible idea.

This episode gets PERSONAL. We’re exposing how well we actually know each other, putting our loyalty to the ultimate test, and admitting the things we would quite literally rather disappear from the face of the earth than do.

There’s confidence. There’s betrayal. There’s questionable decision-making. There may or may not be evidence that we don’t know each other as well as we thought.

Basically, two best friends with a microphone and absolutely no supervision. Good luck to us.

This week, we’re questioning literally everything. We’re talking about things that should be embarrassing but somehow aren’t, the questionable habits that have us wondering “Is this normal… or are we just weird?”, and then we’re entering the courtroom with our most controversial unpopular opinions—and there’s no taking them back now.

From shameless behavior to oddly specific habits to opinions that might get us cancelled by our own friends, we’re defending ourselves, standing ten toes down, and asking the age-old question: are we actually normal, or have we just convinced each other that we are?

Welcome back to the chaos.

Apparently, our entire childhood was built on lies. This week, we’re exposing the things we genuinely believed as kids, the completely unhinged “facts” we were fed, and the lies that had us questioning everything we thought we knew.

Then, Dear Besties makes its return with some seriously messy situations that require even messier advice.

And finally, we’re putting our dignity, privacy, and self-respect up for sale in The $1 Million Dollar Question. How much would it take for us to give up our deepest secrets, our privacy, our dignity… and potentially our entire souls? Turns out, financial freedom has a price — and we’re finding out exactly what ours is.

Welcome back to the chaos. 💙

You asked who we are… unfortunately, we’re about to tell you.

In Episode 7 of This Is Why We’re Friends, we’re getting way too personal and exposing the lore behind the two people who probably should not have been given a podcast.

We’re playing “Who Is More Likely To…”, confessing our most humiliating drunk moments, and revealing all of our favorite things—from the things we’re obsessed with to the things that tell you WAY too much about our personalities.

Basically, this episode is a crash course in Kaycie & Mikayla: questionable decisions, embarrassing stories, strong opinions, and absolutely no shame.

If you finish this episode thinking, “Okay… now I understand why they’re friends,” then mission accomplished.

Welcome to the chaos. You’re one of us now.

EPISODE 6: PETTY CRIMES & FRIENDSHIP RED FLAGS

Kaycie has officially HAD IT with shopping in person.

Then we’re taking you to Petty Crimes Court, where we decide the fate of people who committed crimes that are technically crimes… but are they actually criminals? Innocent, asshole, or STRAIGHT TO JAIL?

We’re also getting brutally honest about things we wish guys knew, exposing the unspoken rules, expectations, and little things women wish men would just… GET.

And finally, we’re putting friendships on trial with FRIENDSHIP RED FLAGS — because sometimes the biggest red flag isn’t your boyfriend… it’s your best friend.

Petty crimes. Petty opinions. Petty friendships. Basically, nothing is safe this episode.

This Is Why We’re Friends

Hosted by Kaycie Golic & Mikayla Paletta

Two brain cells. One friendship. And somehow… it worked.

In this episode, we’re getting into the real story of how we met, what we actually thought of each other when we first met, and the first impressions that probably should’ve ended this friendship before it even started.

Plus, we’re building our Disney Mount Rushmore, putting a price on absolutely unhinged situations with Name Your Price, and deciding what’s a Red Flag vs. an immediate Dealbreaker.

Basically, we’re proving that two people can have questionable judgment, zero brain cells, and somehow become best friends.

We’re officially entering our “what the fuck is going on?” era.

This week on This Is Why We’re Friends, we’re asking the questions society clearly does NOT want us asking:

💸 WHAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH THE MONEY?

Designer? Lasik? Therapy? We’re putting everything on trial.

🤥 THE BIGGEST LIES SOCIETY TOLD US

“Go to college.”

“You'll find your real friends after college."

“Money can’t buy happiness.”

“Everything happens for a reason.”

Yeah… we have THOUGHTS.

💔 WHY MODERN DATING IS COOKED

Situationships. Ghosting. “What are we?” Texting for 3 months without meeting. Having a roster. Dating apps. The bare minimum being considered husband material.

At this point, love is a group project and nobody did the fucking assignment.

Come get unhinged with us. 🫡🔥

Things get VERY interesting in this episode of This Is Why We’re Friends We’re kicking things off with the story of how Kaycie discovered she could… have a coregasm. Yes, you read that correctly.

Then we get into Dear Besties, where we answer advice submitted by YOU — from relationship drama to those “what would you do?” situations we all secretly love.

And finally, we put ourselves to the ultimate test with Would You Survive? Because apparently being best friends isn’t enough… we also need to know if we’d make it through the apocalypse together.

It’s chaotic, questionable, slightly unhinged, and exactly why we’re friends.

We were supposed to become drunk this episode...but instead, we started it that way. Welcome to the most unhinged episode yet.

This week we're tackling the question that might ruin friendships and relationships: “Would you rather your partner lie to protect your feelings or always tell the brutal truth?” We're exposing our most controversial opinions, arguing over impossible scenarios, and finding out just how far we'd go for the right price.

Get ready for What's Your Price, where morals are tested; One Gotta Go, where friendships might be destroyed; AITA, where we decide who's actually in the wrong; and Would You Rather, where things get completely out of hand.

No filter. No holding back. Just two people, a few drinks, and some questionable decisions.

Welcome to Episode 2...good luck with our pour decisions.

In our very first episode, we’re diving into the universally controversial question, Can men and women really just be friends? We also share wild story times—including “The Naked Man”—plus our Hot Take Lightning Round and our Six Flags segment. Welcome to the chaos.