Instead of a wedding ring wear a wedding hat or a wedding belt?

BYOB restaurants Or BYOF? 

Have to bake a cake from scratch every day and eat it or have to scratch the curiously gay itch you’ve had your life you queer ? 

Be a 300 pound fatty or have a 300 pound fatty wife ? 

Go to an important day at work drunk or a dope party sober ? 

Anytime someone says the word gun you have to fire a gun off in the air or anytime someone says knife you have to pull one out and slam into the table 

Spend a night sleeping in a tent during a winter storm or spend the night with a hooker named storm ? 

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