Fried rice or lo mein ? 

Always have to go to bed at the same time as wife or always have to eat dinner together? 

Tiny house with a perfect locations and views or a large house with a view of rays asshole and high taxes ? 

Go on a “platonic” private boat ride with a close female friend who’s 7 months pregnant or take a private flight to Moron town and spend the day take some pics so everyone knows your there ? 

BBQ sauce or ranch?

Have a chaperone every time you go out that’s already thinks your a dick and wants to make your life difficult or have to go on a blind dates set up by  the dick chaperone once a month? 

roll in the mud for an hour a day like a pig or have to stand and eat for the rest of your life like a horse ? 

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