This or that 

American win World Cup or Olympic gold medal ?

Have to fill out paperwork every time you do something bad or have to fill out paperwork everytime you do something good to submit for a potential reward?  

Have a locust swarm or a tard swarm in your town ? 

Scrabble or scategories? 

Be the only plumber in some factory sitting at a desk completing paperwork or cancel everything because your too dumb to do the paperwork at your desk during the week.  

Music at the beach yes or no ?  

Require people fill out the necessary paperwork to have new people speak to you or have your wife fill out paperwork in order to submit any requests ? 

Salmon or steak 

Fill out the paperwork correctly or write in penis and and swear words to see if anyone reads it ? 

Simplest minds of the week

Vroom vroom fatso

Bully ball

My name is trouble

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