In the fall of 2020 bars started reopening after being closed for months due to the global pandemic. As bars started opening I decided to perform a few small shows. This album is from one of those shows. Recorded in September of 2020 in Lincoln Nebraska.Check out all my shit at tiny.cc/comediancarlgiannetto

It is my firm belief that if you haven't shit your pants and had to deal with it surrounded by strangers in public then you should not technically be allowed to call yourself an adult. For real, if you haven't had to handle this very serious, tense and life altering situation then you're not ready to be a parent, live on yourown, nor should you be allowed to vote. You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto

This is unlike anything I've ever done or seen. I used to do this joke and it always did really well because of how topical it was. But I was never able to get it recorded. So I thought we could attempt to bring the joke back from the dead by releasing it as a single in a sort of audio book type way. This joke is about all the awful people we've learned about over the past few years. Make sure to like my page and check out all my shit at Tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto

I love 70's rock music. Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath and Kiss BUT fuck you Paul Stanley. Stop talking. I mean it.You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto

On April 4th 2011 during the intermission of my 8th grade play. For a total of around seven minuets I performed stand-up comedy for the very first time. I was fourteen years old. And yes that is too young. If you ever meet a fourteen year old who says that they want to be a comedian, hit them and say no. Taken from the album- Little to no Improvement. You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto

These times are unlike any other. Everyone is struggling. Everything is different now. Everything is potentially life threatening and sometimes it looks like it will never go back to the way things were. BUT at least you're not a beer company that shares the same name with a virus that's literally killing thousands of people a day!Facebook & Instagram- @ComedianCarlGiannetto.Stream My Shit- Tinyurl.com/StreamMyShit.All My Other Shit- Tinyurl.com/AllMyShit.

Part One of this album chronicles the earliest days of Comedian Carl Giannetto's career. Including, in it's entirety, Carl's first time ever performing on stage at the tender age of 14. Along with several other sets at various venues throughout different years.Part Two contains the full UNEDITED set from Carl's first time headlining, as a high-schooler.This album was created to show how comedians change, grow and get better...or at least...are supposed to...in most cases.Part One-Little To No Improvement- 1.First Show-April 4th 2011. 2.November 16th 2012. 3.May 23rd 2013. 4.April 11th 2014. 5.December 8th 2017.Part Two-Sophomore- Carl's first time headlining as a high-schooler in August of 2013.

Kim Jong Un is in the hospital. Kanye West is a Billionaire and Louis ck made a large donation to Joe Bidens campaign.

An old lady got a bunch of free beer, Prince Harry is having trouble adjusting to civilian life and your pizza tells alot about you.

The Phantom of the Opera, NASA PEE, and Jerry Seinfeld rewrote a joke and were all confused.