For Deswayne, Tis the Season to be petty. From intimate encounters to hunting down people who have wronged Santa, this episode has it all. So keep your tongue in your mouth as you watch or listen to our final episode for the year 2025.

0:00 Intro

0:55 Petty Christmas

2:35 School Is In Session

4:05 Too Much Tongue

6:38 AI Girlfriend

9:27 Rose Toy

11:54 Old School Mentality

16:24 Non-Binary

19:50 Don’t Mean To Offend

24:28 Someone Stabbed Santa

31:48 Realistic Dreams

34:13 Spiritually Humbled

40:25 Giving Up Gooning

41:19 Impossible Commercial

46:29 Petty Coworker

Jo and Des argue over whether or not they would pleasure themselves if they had the ability and if they would have a sugar mama if the opportunity presented itself.

0:00 Intro

0:16 Quan Millz

11:32 First Dates

16:27 Smashing The Homies

17:53 Sugar Mama

20:53 Scammers

23:17 Storage Jackpot

25:32 Dirty Talk Gone Wrong

29:54 Surprise Golden Shower

34:26 Choked Out

35:49 How To Know If She Loves You

If you had the opportunity to pleasure yourself, would you take it? Jo and Des seem to disagree on how they would go about things. This week they discuss peeing in the shower, having multiple personalities, some interesting statistics and more!

0:57 Multiple Personalities

7:23 Peeing In the shower

10:39 Siri

11:51 Des’ Phone Update

13:39 Long Lost Son

16:38 Poetry

18:12 Buying Friends Gifts

22:16 Number Of Partners

26:14 Top OF Countries

29:07 Sucking Yourself

Has Deswayne's addiction to gooning gone too far? How do you deliver bad news and is it possible to break up with someone who didn't even know they were dating you? Jo relives an encounter with a bird and Des has broken yet another phone.

0:47 Bird Story

4:32 Pigeons

6:36 Another Broken Phone

9:28 Gooner4Life

28:46 Workplace War 2


34:52 Buffalo Wing Soda

38:17 Bad News

39:28 Imaginary Breakup

45:37 Charity Not Desperation

This week, Des and Jo may give some questionable advice--but this is what you want, right? Unhinged, unfiltered, and a little ridiculous. Jo and Des are here to deliver the good, the bad and the petty.

0:00 Intro

0:30 She’s Just Not That Into You

3:44 Work Gossip

8:44 Pickle Soda

12:58 Baby Mamas

13:55 Moving Too Fast

18:36 Rejection

21:57 Communication Fail

24:56 Dive Head First

26:47 Petty Communication

31:10 That’s Not Your Friend

Jo realizes that "It wasn't me" is one of the most gaslighting lines ever, as she and Des talk about life changing surgeries, lyrics that they never realized we're very suggestive, and situationships. They also try some more crazy sodas and Des tells a story of a new rival in his life.

0:00 Intro

0:47 Happy Birthday

2:38 Gaslighting

5:54 Inappropriate Lyrics

8:46 Change Your Life

10:13 Batman Theory

12:24 Body Enhancements

15:12 Lyrics

16:21 Origin Story

20:13 Terrified In The Water

21:45 Grass Soda

30:53 Situationships

40:32 Getting in a Fight

45:55 Workplace War

This week, as their final halloween costume of the year, Jo and Des challenge their inner pinhead...sort of.

Halloween has become a time of year for looking hot and hooking up, and Des has a story all about it! Jo brings up the proper use for hand soap and the duo discuss trust and trust issues. And a hilarious story from a viewer sparks a conversation about clapping back at family members.

0:00 Intro

2:16 Dating On Halloween

5:10 Halloween Hottie

14:04 Hand Soap Scandal

20:13 Trust Issues

32:37 Hit Below The Belt

This week, Jo and Des take the law into their own hands, as they determine if artificial intelligence has finally crossed the line or not. Does a breakup truly count if only one person agrees to it? When does being friendly flirting become cheating? And is it okay to keep an ex's clothing after the relationship has ended?

0:00 Intro

0:32 Des’ New Do

2:43 ChatGPT

3:46 Male Loneliness Epidemic

4:17 Intense AI

10:08 Ex’s Clothing

12:05 Flirting or Friendly?

18:27 Break Up

Halloween has become a time of year for looking hot and hooking up, and Des has a story all about it! Jo brings up the proper use for hand soap and the duo discuss trust and trust issues. And a hilarious story from a viewer sparks a conversation about clapping back at family members.

0:00 Intro

2:16 Dating On Halloween

5:10 Halloween Hottie

14:04 Hand Soap Scandal

20:13 Trust Issues

32:37 Hit Below The Belt