This Took Forever

This Took Forever

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This Took Forever episodes

  • Talking 💩 on Saturday morning

    lol 😂 it’s early and I’m in a mood … jk but I’m glad I kept going on this because I think I finally figured out what I’m supposed to be doing… helping people set themselves free from the social construct of dating/relationships it will suck the life out of you… let me point out all the hidden ways … believe it or not they have been right in front of your face the entire time. Fear not I’ll be your spiritual optometrist… let’s get you fitted for your universe glasses..🤓 have a seat and buckle the fuck up you are in good hands 🙌

    57 min
  • Fabulous Friday Night

    Welcome to the shit show just kidding happy Friday come on in have a seat put a feet. Pour yourself a drink let’s have a chat. 🍓💯❤️🥰

    46 min
  • Tarot reading Love 🤮🤮

    I started shuffling and immediately the two of cups just kept popping out, so I guess this was the love reading😒 lol enjoy

    45 min
  • Masculine energy with a few tears

    Manifesting your dreams is not for the week, when you’re in your masculine energy sometimes you need to shed a few tears and just wipe them off with a shop towel and keep going because we learned a long time ago. No one‘s coming to help us.💯🍓❤️

    1 hr 16 min
  • Definitely smells like a Tuesday

    I had an idea I think I’m going to start just naming my episodes some pretty crazy stuff and writing description like I write my for sale ads😂😂 stay tuned

    Anyway, another random episode of me jabbering on about who knows what? lol enjoy

    47 min
  • Over the rainbow

    This episode started as just a normal podcast and then turned into a tarot reading an epic one at that!

    49 min
  • No on nuptials

    Ahh my 2nd favorite thing I deconstructed from ,marriage ☺️💯💯💯💯💯

    56 min

About This Took Forever

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Well, what can I say folks it's been a journey and guess what just as I suspected...THIS TOOK FOREVER!