A roundup of this year's Crufts action! Molly talks about finally going legit with Elwood's sensational meats getting the love they deserve. Plus news about some exciting new breeding breakthroughs for Boxers, and some of the more colourful characters from the event. And our Death Threat of the Week. Good times!

NO, not THAT kind... The FUN kind! Jake and Molly share a phenomenal technological meat processing innovation that has the funnest by-product ever. Plus! Subsidies! Chops! And TOO MUCH iron! Take THAT, vegans. Plus, PLUS: Your death threats. As always, we welcome your emails: podcast at elwooddogmeat dot com.

This week on this week at the farm! Robots! Hormones! And! There's only two 'eyes' in F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P. Plus, the best things to do with dog belly, and our pet* peeves about life on the farm!

*THEY'RE NOT PETS, OK?

Fat's entertainment this episode, as Jake and Molly talk about tallow vs lard, and we learn about how Landon has been greasing his own palms. PLUS! Soil regeneration, and other great local benefits that stem from meat farming. AND! We answer your sausage-related emails and crown the best breed for sausage-making (you will NOT believe who won). ALSO! We solicit your jazziest death threats after a particularly colorful submission from a die-hard dog-meat fan. Send us your questions, tips and death threats (natch) to podcast at elwooddogmeat dot com. And don't forget to subscribe!

The great outdoors! Molly and Jake brave the cold and the mud for a leisurely perimeter sweep of the farm, and discuss sound baths for dogs, the Human Centipede, best-tasting film stars, fun fur projects, and Landon's polyps, sad face emoji. And - what's the luckiest thing you can find in your meat?

As always, we LOVE to hear from you - tips, tricks, questions and comments about dog husbandry, humane slaughter and home cookin'! It's podcast at elwooddogmeat dot com. AND if you're getting into the groove of this, consider joining our patreon page, where there are exclusive bonus Voice Notes From The Farm - patreon.com/elwoodfarms

Welcome to the farm! In our inaugural episode, we talk feed, food and fatalities, and welcome our special guest Farmhand Of The Week, Dr. Faraz Harsini, Founder and CEO of Allied Scholars for Animal Protection. We'd love to hear from you! Email us with any dog-meat-related questions, or for tips on how to get the best out of your meat: podcast at Elwood Dog Meat dot com. Don't forget to subscribe!