This is episode is dedicated to our wonderful listeners. We read your letters and Ahmed talks about a scary encounter he had with a Somali Vampire.

We talk Elon SNL, Bill Gates Divorce, Justin Biever's dreads. We dive into Netherlands strange Black Pete tradition where they put on black face and the Ova Himba tribe.

Germans are just Russians on molly. Ali goes to a halal store and walks out quick. How we called the trial outcome two weeks prior. Our podcast takes a dark turn and we exchange stories of beatings we received.

We talk about the craziness that is happening in Minneapolis. We make fun of the national guard and cops. Ali struggles with being a vegetarian and Ahmed gets pulled over by an ambulance. 

Ali gets vaccinated and forgets how to speak english. We bully a driver for aggressively picking his nose. Ali recalls his struggles with unannounced boners on the bus during puberty. Ahmed gets horny in math classes and we establish our new camp rule: don’t touch kids. 

We establish our second camp rule, don't eat dogs and Ahmed jeopardizes our comedy careers. Genuine trigger warning this episode is wild and off the rails.