(1989 - 2023) Thom Popelinus, pronounced Thom Popelinus, died about  24 hours ago after telling just one too many jokes. Remembered as that guy who walked down Main Street stealing other people's dogs, Thom will forever be associated with the two unequally handsome twins who created humanity's greatest invention: The Waffle Maker Maker. Known for his one kinda chill dog Kimmet (pronounced Kimmet), and his other yappy monster beast Kiplan (pronounced Kiplan), Thom will be commemorated at the 2024 Westminster Dog Show during halftime. His funeral arrangements have been made by Mailman. You can catch Ian Levy in real life on Instagram @ianlevyverified. New episode next Thursday !!