Thomas and the Bible

Psalms is like having to listen to a homeless person rant about god but you're like stuck in quicksand and can't just leave. It's agony.

More boring ass Psalms. This book is rapidly climbing up the Billboard's top 100 boringest books of the bible. It's like #4 already after 3 episodes.

Psalms. The ramblings of an insane person. This isn't going to be pretty. We'll just have to get through it together. With maybe the help of a certain alter-ego?.....

We finish Job! It's pretty stellar how much of an idiot god looks like in Job. Then we get to move onto Psalms. Specific Psalms and psalteries.

More Job, but we're almost done! More boring conversation and then god comes in and starts clearing things up. This book is pathetic.

More Job. More Job. This guy is a one man Chronicles. It's still not even close to as bad as that though. Also it's almost wrapping up so hopefully something will happen soon...

More boring Job. I'm not sure why these guys keep talking to each other. They just say the same things back and forth at each other and don't convince one another. Oh well.

Well Job went and did it. He became just as boring as the rest of the bible. This reading is pretty repetitive but I salted it with some genius observations about life. Yep.

More Job, only more boring. It gets a little repetitive here unfortunately. Also a dog really bothers me while recording and my audio seems to be popping for some reason. Sode sucks.

We have a disappointing ending to Esther, and then a very thought provoking start to Job. I mean, it's still insanity, but slightly more interesting and thoughtful insanity.