Thomas and the Bible

Lots of funny stuff in today’s episode! We’re back to the pointless temptation of Jesus. Seriously, what is the point of that? Makes absolutely no sense. And then there are some other wacky happenings.Roblox Free Unlimited Robux and Tix http://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/tandtheb/p/www.thomasandthebible.com/Podcasts/Episode212.mp3 Podcast: Play in new window | Download Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS

Luke, I am god the father. In this pointless iteration of the boring Jesus story, we get some weird stuff. At least Luke is trying to be different! It’s like the hipster gospel.

Don’t be alarmed, but we FINALLY are going to learn what happens to Jesus Christ…. again. But STILL! Wait no who cares.

It’s deja vu all over a deja vu all over again again again again.

Time for some Markthew. It’s all the same. Mark, Matthew, Monty. All three of those are like the same book.

We’re back for more of this Jesus crap! And it’s the same old. But we still have fun!

Well in honor of Yogi Berra “It’s déjà vu all over again” as we read the same story we’ve already read with barely any changes. Not sure why this is necessary but hey! It’s the bible! The most perfect book ever written and HOW DARE WE QUESTION IT

Alright well spoiler alert! Jesus dies. And then all of sudden he’s alive again and we’re back to the exact beginning of the story where we started… so uh…. yeah that.

Jesus is back at it, pranking the shit out of his followers by making them drink his blood and eat his body LOLOLOLOL so punked! However he also had a really good lesson in this reading that was almost worthy of all the praise people heap on him.

More Jesus! He has some stupid parables for a bit until he finally snaps and just starts yelling at people. LOL what a nut job.