Says who? Those damn muckrackers have to create intro music with their mouths, Trump lawyer and confident Micheal Cohen pleads guilty and goes to jail.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

Omarosa has tapes of trump and you know what that means, Pat won't ever get his sex robot through our muckraker logic

This is a Borb. While our country burns, Borb nevertheless persists. Picture credit to @round_boys on Twitter.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

This week we talk about Alex Jones losing his show due to breaking the ToS on a number of different platforms. Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences, no matter what the Jones apologists cry about. Also, while the Mueller walls close in on Trump and his whole abominable administration, Pence tries to use Space Force as a distraction, of all things. Can Pete's new Science Corner save us from doom, or merely herald it? Find out in today's episode!

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

This week kicks off the rise and fall of Paul Manafort as his first trial gets underway. This month they nail him on fraud so that next month they'll have an established criminal to prosecute for Russian collusion. Also, Jeff Session's starts his Anti-Gay Force this week as American inches closer to becoming the Fourth Reich.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

The President attempts to start a war by yelling in all caps on Twitter this week and somehow that's real life. So in response Pete watches a bunch of Unsolved Mysteries and we talk about that instead!

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Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

The boy discuss how to fix the system and tend the garden of democracy, increase voter turnout.

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Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

This week we discuss Trey Gowdy's collapsing head at Peter Strzok's congressional hearing; meanwhile the President goes overseas to drive our once closest allies even further away than ever before.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

Trump supporters have taken to attacking peaceful ICE protests. Trump's Puerto Rico policies are so effective that a leprosy outbreak has started on the island. And thousands of babies are still in cages.

This episode is less coherent than most because we're sitting here watching American irreparably destroyed in ways nobody will be able to fix even once Putin's Puppet is removed from office.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd

This week Trump attempted to pull a Hitler and place a scapegoated minority in concentration camps; fun fact, forcing families apart IS a form of genocide!

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd