“ Married friends, the Hawaiian shirt, Mariah exposed”
On this episode Mariah talks To her friends and neighbors about the memories they’ve created over the last 7 years, and all the weird things you didn’t know about Mariah’s life.
“ Michael gets waxed, cancel culture, the hat story.”
We waxed Michael for international women’s day, apparently the Grammys is rigged, and we are putting Jeff and Michael in the woods for 48 hours with a flashlight (no batteries included), a car air freshener, and a book of matches.
“Sex during covid, ribbed for his pleasure, sand in your coochie”
Should you wear an N95 during sex? Does everyone get sand on their clit at the beach? Are you textured or smooth? We have a lot of questions this episode.
“ I’m not sorry, team no lips, post valentine breakups”
On this episode Mariah doesn’t apologize, and she doesn’t have lips. Also we talk about how spring break ups are around the corner, and how Micheal wants to wax his chest.
“ Show me your #@$&, wet things on my feet, OnlyFans.”
On this episode my stripper/ genius friend Kasey shares her insights on money making, and her most horrifying night at work, also OnlyFans, do or don’t?
We are still drunk and we talk about dick pics, chlamydia, side chicks, and the GOAT of dating, Lori Harvey. Also, NBA YoungBoy is a hoe, we said what we said. Also, treat him like the men you don’t like.
During this lesson, Jax and Mariah discuss the art of cumming fast, playing with yourself, best and worst sex moments, and also they’ve been drinking.
40 min
About Thotology
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Thotology- Consider this your syllabus. This course we’ll be covering mental health, spirituality, self love, and then important things like Botox, butt exercises, and boys. We will not be…