I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one needs to hear it... Evangelize Elsewhere... and The Talking Dead.

Perception Vs. Reality Vs. Whatever-the-fuck This Is. You're invited to the Dead Star Press Launch Release and Signing Parties in Phoenix, AZ and Erie, PA. Find more info at the following links: Dead Star Press Party Phoenix. Dead Star Pres Party Erie.

Why we defend the indefensible. That age-old question, "What the fuck?" And more. Click here to preorder your copy of Dead Star Press's first anthology of Weird, From the Dead.

An Announcement: Dead Star Press's First Anthology, From the Dead, and my first children's book, Let's Make S'mores, are now available for preorder at DeadStarPress.com. Plus...Compassion, Seeing ourselves in the Stars and it Ain't Pretty, and Human instinct is for Shit.

A renaissance of stupidity, Missing the point in Mississippi, and Adequate butt replacements for the kid in I Need a New Butt. 

A-ha, Tyrants with Expired Coupons, and Other Forms of Totalitarianism, plus another important disclaimer from Thought and Other Absurdities about openly singing 80s songs in public.

When Goldfish Drive and The Many Reasons We Don't Have Time Travel

Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return, El Camino Blue, and Thought and Other Absurdities. Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com

We're all like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants. We're also adults trying to get our toddlers to go to fucking bed.

Click on the following titles to read about my other works now available on Amazon: Diminishing Return, El Camino Blue, and Thought and Other Absurdities. Check out DeadStarPress.com and JosephDNewcomer.com