When your a kid, it's about Stuff and Things. As you get Older it's about the Connection. Don't try to out Drink your Elders. Wear jackets with Zipper Pockets when Drinking. Gag gifts are the best, because it's the Thought that Counts! #podcast #comedy #cannabis #christmasstories

Weed vs pain pills, I'll take weed thanks! Do you know anyone that only uses it recreationaly? 'Cause I don't, I think. Why do you smoke weed? #podcast #comedy #cannabis #medicinalmarijuana #recreationalmarijuana

There has to be more going on, on a molecular level. A couple of my favorite growers and an epiphany... that's why you cultivate the plant dumb dumb! #podcast #comedy #cannabis #plants

I swear, I don't swear, but some times I do. Indica parents vs Sativa parents. Kids are kids, deal with it! Save your sanity, go for a walk. #podcast #comedy #cannabis #parenting

Sometimes conversations go off the rails. I can't do a dip! Time to throw some weight around, after I get high. This cat is like a dog! Belly rubs and all. I'm back on the Purple Kush Woo! CHECK OUT THE MERCH: Teespring.com/stores/tots420 #podcast #comedy #cannabis #personality

Cat alergies, putting a smile on your kids face, generally being the most awesome mom dad ever. Don't forget to check out the Merch Teespring.com/stores/tots420 #podcast #comedy #cannabis #cats #animals #entertainment

I have robot parts, I'm way ahead of you in the implant game. Update on my wish order, complete distruction. The time I found out I could make my heart rate unreadable. New Merch @ Teespring.com/stores/tots420 #podcast #comedy #cannabis #technology #entertainment

Have you ever cried at Rambo? I have. Weed is a hell of a drug! That inner voice might have some answers... Life hack, weed induces empathy. Don't forget about the Merch! Teespring.com/stores/tots420 #podcast #comedy #cannabis #personaldevelopment

Being acused of being high when I'm not high. Drive by confusion. Sunglass hut and the fill the empty slot game. Nerf guns, sticky darts and a sopping wet belly. Why is everything orange? 5 guys and the playboy chanel. These are the dumb things I do when I smoke. #podcast #comedy #cannabis #hightimes #talkshow #entertainment

An undeserved sense of confidence. Getting high and buying dumb shit late at night. That time my dad got my mom a knife set, they're weapons people! Also I love outlandish action movies. Are you a Weed Sommelier?

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