Consistency’s the key and doubt is the lock to the door.

One time I was hyped off ofenergy drinks and I shit my pants cause I farted too hard.

One time I had a flat tire and had to piss so bad that I chugged a water bottle that was sitting in my car for weeks that was hot as balls so I could piss in it.

I quit.

Let’s show a little love to others while minding our business if it’s possible.

Pretending to be nice when in reality you just hate that person who thought you’re new house is “cute”, let me help unleash the inner hater within you.

Is it bad to celebrate our own success? Should we celebrate with others?

I’ll write something later

Happy New Year y’all! I’m back with nothing but my bullshit so enjoy!

Today I’ll be talking about kids, deadbeat parents, and how social media has everybody on some dummy shit from time to time.