Wherein the narrator makes a connection between some pretty disparate things and ultimately reaches some conclusions about some thrillers he's been reading, a terrifying story about penises in the New Yorker, and men's insecurities.

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Groceries to the Top, the Contrarian, "I Hate the Internet!" by Alexander Sorondo

Wherein the narrator, home alone with Marie visiting family, gives a sleepless riff about some disturbing video he can't get out of his head, September babies, heatwaves crime, and acts of passion--then gets around eventually to what he actually wanted to talk about.

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Wherein the narrator riffs about his fear of melanoma, some recentish revelations about aliens, and some wonderful ghost marketing.

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Wherein the narrator riffs about reading a series of blockbuster bestsellers, that billionaire Kraft and his escapades on Bird Road, plus some other things.

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Wherein the narrator, in yet another diary entry from way back in April, riffs on the mysteries surrounding the eBay algorithm, and how he might or might not have tripped into one of its traps.

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Wherein the narrator, bouncing back from a string of bad sales days, has to figure some way around his bloodfeud with a mail carrier.

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Wherein the narrator, showing up at the Goodwill Bins before sunrise, muses on that time he worked at Cheesecake Factory and the clocks rolled forward an hour.

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Wherein the narrator avoids the bins in lieu of a Goodwill, but the Goodwill proves a bust, and Paul Auster cannot find his eggs.

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Wherein the narrator visits the bins once again, sells some X-Files, and gets thrifty with friendships.

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