Today's hosts: Bentolas, Gershom, and Woolly

Wwwwhat's up swingaz? From the TBHQ in the grizzly lands of Wisconsin, welcome to Thrall's Balls episode 112! I'm Woolly, the crashin' thrashin' destruction warlock, and here with me are Gershom, the sassy-ass hunter and Bentolas, our resident raw-mogging aug-voker! Hi guys!

WoW News

10.2

https://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-10-2-guardians-of-the-dream-launches-on-november-7th-335528

https://www.wowhead.com/news/dragonflight-season-3-launches-on-november-14th-amirdrassil-raid-mythic-rotation-335529

https://www.wowhead.com/news/amirdrassil-the-dreams-hope-raid-overview-lfr-unlocking-earlier-335532

Hallow's End

https://www.wowhead.com/news/hallow-s-end-is-now-live-many-new-updates-for-2023-335608

https://www.wowhead.com/news/bonus-headless-horseman-mount-drop-rate-for-first-daily-kill-increases-with-more-335613

https://www.wowhead.com/news/how-to-activate-hard-mode-for-the-headless-horseman-encounter-during-hallows-end-335624

Old Scarlet Monastery

https://www.wowhead.com/news/scarlet-monastery-of-old-farm-previously-unobtainable-scarlet-monastery-drops-335611

Hallow's End Pack on Store

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-hallows-end-pack-available-in-store-last-chance-for-items-335563

Trading Post Mounts

https://www.wowhead.com/news/3-new-trading-post-mounts-in-patch-10-2-former-recruit-a-friend-and-scroll-of-335589

Mixed Drink of the Week (Woolly: Nalak)

-2 shots, one for Nalak and one for Yu'lon

-Double strikeout

-Nalak: lime juice, blue curacao, chase with sugar

-Yu'lon: lime juice, half the shot is strawberry soju and the other is moutnain dew

-hit, shoot, sugar, shoot, breathe out

Next week: Bentolas (Soridormi) "prime consort of Nozdormu"

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Episode #111: Damn You Craig!

Today's hosts: Gershom, Woolly

Today's guest: Craig

Wwwhat's up swingaz? On today's episode...well, lots of shit. Craig is here! Murozond, Dragonflight trivia, a weirdly passionate defense of Cataclysm of all things...well, pitter-patter, let's get at 'her.

I used to go to the Westfall Comedy Club, and at first it was all kinds of jokes about how reliable Old Blancy was. But then she died and it just kept devolving more and more from there into mindless necrophilia, bestiality, and masturbation jokes. They used to be funny. But at this point, they're beating off a dead horse.

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Blizzcon Collection

https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzcon-collection-now-available-ysergle-pet-bound-blizzard-flying-mount-335424

Quest Background Color

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-quest-background-color-accessibility-options-in-patch-10-2-335471

Microsoft Merger Closed

https://www.wowhead.com/news/microsoft-merger-officially-closed-bobby-kotick-to-stay-on-throughout-2023-335501

Mixed Drink of the Week (Gershom: Murozond)

-vodka

-red bull

-drop in a shot of blackberry brandy

-drink it

Next week: Woolly (Nalak)

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Today's hosts: Bentolas, Gershom, and Woolly

Listener discretion advised

You know how the cold open to the show is often completely unrelated to WoW? Anyway I'm pretty sure Nickelodeon's Doug is a sequel to Caillou. Think about it - Doug is equally as unimpressive and incompetent as Caillou. Dude can't do anything right. Also he still has that stupid haircut.

Anyway...

Wwwhat's up swingaz? On today's show: Alextrasza, some cool news for balance druids, our usual trivia - but let's start with some jokes!

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running around the perimeter of Ironforge eight times. Who the hell runs that far in 30 seconds?

Lil Maggz

https://www.wowhead.com/news/lil-maggz-new-wow-shop-pet-now-available-335319

Warcraft Rumble

https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/23999612/dive-into-joyful-chaos-as-warcraft-rumble-pops-into-azeroth

https://www.wowhead.com/news/warcraft-rumble-launches-november-3rd-pre-registrations-available-335318

Moonkin Customization

https://www.wowhead.com/news/boomkin-customizations-in-patch-10-2-customize-your-balance-druid-appearance-335329

Eastern Kingdoms Cup

https://www.wowhead.com/news/the-eastern-kingdoms-cup-is-now-live-new-dragonriding-races-and-rewards-335332

Mixed Drink of the Week (Bentolas - Alextrasza)

-3/8ths cup mtn dew code red

-1/8th cup regular mtn dew

-rest filled with bacardi rum

-shot of everclear or 151, light it on fire, and drink it

Next week: Gershom (?)

Question of the Week!

What are your thoughts about Chris Metzen returning as full time Creative Director over Warcraft?

MackDye: Super excited as he is the original founder or one of them. I'm most excited for people like @Woolly who will be a Blizzcon this year because when Chris hits the stage there is going to be a very loud standing ovation and his badass pre-announcement speech. "HORDE WHERE YOU AT!! ALLIANCE ARE YOU HERE?!?!" Its going to be chills down the spine and goosebumps.

Aaron: I’m excited to see him back so he can just use Thrall as his personal OC. Make him incredibly un-transparent again

[4:09 PM]

“Thrall! I thought you were away to oversee the shaman council!” “I tired that, but people weren’t buying the board games, so I decided to come back since I started the… shaman council.”

Slidewhistle: I hope he starts writing sad thrall fanfic again and makes everybody mad a second time

Kamil: Remembering that Chris Metzen was behind all of world of warcraft I am looking forwardt o him being back on WoW team full time! Looking forward to things to come!

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What's up swingaz? From the tbhq in the grizzly lands of wisconsin, welcome to Thrall's Balls episode 109! Did you know Gamon's penis used to be in the Orgrimmar Book of World Records? Well, it was, but then the librarian told Gamon to put the book back on the shelf and leave before she called the guards. Why was the soup afraid of Big Kinook? Because he boiled the broth and beat the meat!

Chris Metzen

https://www.wowhead.com/news/chris-metzen-now-warcrafts-executive-creative-director-335218

Blizzcon Floor Plan

https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzcon-2023-floor-plan-revealed-335280

Blizzcon SWAG

https://www.wowhead.com/news/first-look-at-blizzcon-2023-in-game-goodies-and-take-home-swag-335254

11.0 indications?

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-datamined-achievements-hint-at-11-0-wow-expansion-spoilers-335279

Trader's Post

https://www.wowhead.com/news/eve-s-ghastly-rider-mount-october-2023-monthly-reward-for-completing-travelers-335266

Nightmarish Emerald Drake

https://www.wowhead.com/wotlk/news/nightmarish-emerald-drake-on-wrath-classic-3-4-3-ptr-wotlk-classic-335224

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Mixed Drink of the Week (Woolly: Vyranoth)

-drop 2 Altoids Arctict Peppermints into a round flask (flask being technically optional)

-1 shot chilled vodka

-white gatorade

-pour into round flask

-blow vape into flask

-drink

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Question of the week: What do you think of Chris Metzen returning to be the full-time creative director over all Warcraft titles?

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Wwwwhat's up swingaz? On today's show Vethir shows up in drink format, Brewfest has come, and we as usual have some wow trivia, this time in the general category

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Microsoft and Activision

https://www.wowhead.com/news/cma-issues-preliminary-approval-of-restructured-activision-blizzard-sale-to-335184

Brewfest

https://www.wowhead.com/news/brewfest-is-here-new-toy-dragonriding-saddle-transmog-335128

Mixed Drink of the Week (Vethir: Woolly)

-1 shot blue curacao

-half mountain dew voltage, half sprite

-sour candy dropped in (in this case, sour gummy worms)

-optional: puff ya vape while you drink it (storm clouds! :D)

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Wwwhat's up swingaz? From the TBHQ in the grizzly lands of Wisconsin, welcome to Thrall's Balls episode 107! On today's show, we have some general wow trivia, a drink named for Timecap'n Hooktail, and of course...our usual bullshit!

WoW News

10.2 Announced

https://www.wowhead.com/news/dragonflight-patch-10-2-guardians-of-the-dream-reveal-wowcast-334867

https://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-10-2-guardians-of-the-dream-update-development-notes-334899

https://www.wowhead.com/news/amirdrassil-the-dreams-hope-is-the-new-dragonflight-season-3-raid-334871

https://www.wowhead.com/news/fire-cat-druid-form-updated-with-hd-model-in-patch-10-2-334904

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-druid-customization-coming-in-patch-10-2-stone-cairn-moonkins-and-fiery-raid-334872

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-druid-form-customizations-datamined-in-patch-10-2-owlbear-cat-raptors-a-fish-334910

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-ebyssian-black-dragon-aspect-model-in-patch-10-2-335016

https://www.wowhead.com/news/new-merithra-dragon-aspect-model-and-fyrakk-visage-form-in-patch-10-2-334909

https://www.wowhead.com/news/stormwind-portal-room-update-with-patch-10-2-room-for-10-new-portals-334958

https://www.wowhead.com/news/grotto-netherwing-drake-preview-of-customization-options-coming-in-10-2334944

https://www.wowhead.com/news/four-new-hair-customizations-for-blood-elves-in-patch-10-2-guardians-of-the-334907

https://www.wowhead.com/news/dragon-isles-pathfinder-coming-with-patch-10-2-regular-flying-in-the-dragon-334926

Mixed Drink of the Week (Gershom: Timecaptain Hooktail)

-Shot

-fill shaker with ice, equal parts captain morgan, malibu, pineapple juice

-shake and pour into shot glass leaving a little room

-capful of grenadine

-capful of blue curacao

Next week: Vethir (Woolly)

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Today's hosts: Gershom and Woolly

Today's guest: Ali

@Aliandras

@Live_Laugh_Lore

@DungeonFables

Wwwhat's up Swingaz? Bentolas is out this week and next, but I am Woolly, the crashin' thrashin' destruction warlock! Here with me is Gershom, the sassy-ass beast mastery hunter! Joining us further is someone I've known a few years now, but we've never actually appeared on ANY show together - it's Ali! You'll know her from Dungeon Fables and Live, Laugh, Lore, which she hosts with Gin!

WoW News

Fury Incarnate Cinematic

https://www.wowhead.com/news/fury-incarnate-in-game-cinematic-dragonflight-patch-10-1-7-334741

Hardcore First Level 60

https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/vitochie-world-first-level-60-hardcore-wow-classic-334728

Blizzard Sale

https://www.wowhead.com/news/dragonflight-and-character-services-now-on-sale-until-september-17th-334744

Seafarer Pack

https://www.wowhead.com/news/the-seafarer-pack-now-available-new-store-promotion-items-retired-on-september-334742

Mixed Drink of the Week (Woolly - Neltharaku)

-2 shots

-1st shot: half fireball, half honey whiskey

-2nd shot: half blue curacao, half strawberry soju

-strikeout: puff, shot, exhale, shot

Gershom: Time Cap'n Hooktail

1. What is Neltharaku's mate's name? Karynaku

2. What clan of orcs steals and enslaves a bunch of netherwing drakes? Dragonmaw

3. Who is the leader of that orc clan? Zuluhed

4. In which zone do we meet Neltharaku? Shadowmoon Valley

5. What do you have to do to be able to buy a Netherwing Drake mount? Become exalted with the Netherwing

6. What is the name of the Netherwing Mount vendor? Drake Dealer Hurlunk

7. Nether dragons were created by a combination of the Twisting Nether and what dragonflight? black

8. Neltharaku and his mate have a son that comes into contact with players. What is his name? (Mordenai/Mordenaku)

9. What is Mordenaku's visage form? (high elf/blood elf)

10. What is the name of the nether dragon found in Karazhan? (Netherspite)

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It's...exactly what it sounds like. Craig, Cartman, and Butters are playing Hardcore Classic. Fucking hell am I ever a nerd.

Wwwhat's up Swingaz? This week, we have our usual WoW news, sparse as it's been, as well as some feedback from a listener, some general WoW trivia, and the mixed drink of the week! Gershom will be bringing us Vexiona!

10.2 Encryption

https://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-10-2-now-an-encrypted-vendor-build-334706

Mixed Drink of the Week (Gershom: Vexiona)

-3/4 shot glass purple crush Monaco

-eyedropper a little blackberry brandy

-mini marshmallow

-shoot

Next week: Woolly (since Bent is out of the country, will be missing 2 episodes) - ??

Draft winner - no draft this week, but Gershom won the draft with 2 votes from Spotify!

The draft was "Best places in WoW to host an orgy" and she picked:

The Orphanage during Children's Week (so the kids are all gone), The Maelstrom, Tuskarr Feast Area, Karazhan, Stormwind Throne Room

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Today's hosts: Bentolas, Gershom, and Woolly

Wwwhat's up swingaz? On today's episode, there ain't shit for news but we've got a look at Merithra as a mixed drink! We're also going to be drafting our top 5 locations for...well, you'll just have to find out what the activity is, but it's top 5 locations within WoW for...a certain activity. Oh and also there's elf trivia.

Mixed Drink of the Week (Merithra)

-1 shot fireball (because as in-touch with nature and preservation as the green dragons are, Merithra WILL fuck a bitch up with fire if she has to)

-1 shot strawberry soju (because, like Merithra, soju is very often underestimated)

-fill with mountain dew

-garnished with a joint or a blunt (representing the horn of drusahl, which is itself a representation of the pact between centaurs and green dragons brought about by Merithra's decision to ally with them against hostile proto-dragons thousands of years ago)

Next week: Gershom (Vexiona)

Secrets of Azeroth

https://www.wowhead.com/news/unravel-the-secrets-of-azeroth-beginning-on-august-31st-334610

Blizzard Dreamsurge Preview

https://www.wowhead.com/news/unite-and-face-the-onslaught-of-the-dreamsurge-334607

TB Draft

We are drafting our top 5 places in WoW to host an orgy!

Woolly - Ragefire Chasm, Gallywix Pleasure Palace, Wailing Caverns, Castle Nathria, The Cleft of Shadows

Bentolas- Goldshire Inn, The Black Temple, Eternal Palace, Dalaran, Magister's Terrace

Gershom - The Orphanage during Children's Week, The Maelstrom, Tuskarr Feast Area, Karazhan, Stormwind Throne Room

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