It’s a new year and to celebrate, the lads make some new resolutions and predictions for 2026. This involves analysing sneeze metrics, crafting new gambling strategies, and talking way too much about the Stranger Things finale. Check it out!

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0:00 STRANGER THING 5

9:01 New Years Resolutions

10:45 Jock’s 2026 Predictions

15:10 John’s 2026 Predictions

16:50 John tradwife arc

18:50 THE SNEEZE STATS (2025)

36:30 Special guest!!!

37:10 Body Mods (Iron Man-esque)

40:05 Intern David Here!!!

40:30 David & Charmeras

43:52 2026 & Pessimism

45:45 AI folds protein or something

50:43 Okay back to funny stuff

51:00 Tattoos

54:10 Jocks skin phobia

1:00:10 David masters GAMBLING

1:10:00 Goodbye & leave comments!!!

Merry Christmas from all of us at Three Cents! To celebrate the holidays, the lads welcome their intern David onto the show to help them exchange gifts, debate fictional dogs, and explore their musical talents. enjoy, merry christmas :))

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0:00 Scoring babes

3:11 It's Christmas!!

6:20 Scooby-Doo VS Grinch’s Max

11:48 Jackson Present Time

15:00 Jock’s presents

19:50 John’s presents

25:40 David’s gifts!!

38:20 Who we are grateful for

44:30 Thank you billionaires!!

46:05 Who would win Hunger Game??

54:03 Best thing of 2025

1:00:05 Ok so we’re signing now

1:02:00 David’s FINAL gift!!!

1:09:34 Goodbye 2025 :)

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Have you ever wondered how ants reproduce? Have you ever wondered who voiced Boog in Open Season? Have you ever wondered about the origin of Doinks? Boy do I have a show for you! Come join us this week as, alongside recurring guest Oli, the lads finally hit the goldmine and develop one of the greatest media IP to ever be conceived. You might want to lock your doors for this one.

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0:00 the most beautiful intro

0:46 Jock had a bad night

2:34 how do ants reproduce

4:00 growing a child

5:10 back to the ants

7:00 you guys seen Barnyard (2006)?

10:43 Open Season is a horror movie

14:18 Stuart Little hitman

19:54 getting recognised by the fans

24:00 the extended Open Season IP

26:05 making the new ‘little guy’

32:50 expanding the Doink empire

36:24 is Rick and Morty good?

41:30 kevin spacey vs justin roiland

43:23 technical difficulties

43:37 Jock got sunburnt

44:45 motherhood

46:44 our ABC pitch

51:00 Doink fanart

53:00 where do dinosaurs come from

56:50 toilet etiquette

59:30 John pees on a lizard

This week, the lads get creative. They start by creating new lore for background extras in movies, then begin to expand their vocabulary, before finally discussing the lasting effects of the #Kony2012 movement. Come find out how any of that fits together in this week's episode of the pod!

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00:00 creating new TALK TO ME lore

13:40 special guest

15:18 DJ PHONES IN

15:45 Nicknames

17:20 more fanfiction… i mean lore

19:48 Marty Supreme & Tyler

24:46 the WORD game

38:50 Discussing WEAPONS (2025) one last time

42:00 FARCRY series announcement

44:20 #KONY2012

48:20 Silly warlord names

51:40 Anne Frank & Bluelight

55:00 Numbers & Mamdani

58:50 Fedora Films

59:55 Why are fedoras so cool?

1:00:40 The origin of the Frisbee

Episode 40 sees the lads reuniting with their friend Eleni to ask some very important questions: ‘How do you avoid a wedgie?’, ‘What would you test on your clone?’ and ‘How many Iced Coffees can a girl drink until it's performative?’. Come find out the answers in this week's episode!

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0:00 We’re on

1:10 WEDGIES

8:11 Also welcome Eleni!!

8:12 Ok let’s talk about dacking

13:30 Halloween 🎃

18:43 How to rizz

20:23 Are there performative females?

24:45 The Rizz Workshop

30:00 We’re famous now

32:24 Tom Brady’s clone

34:50 Jock’s various clones

49:00 Meta lawsuit

51:40 Jackson learns about Anne Frank

1:02:22 Creepy teachers

Episode 39 marks 1 year since the lads started their pod (number conventions are complicated). Through steady growth and multiple channel, Jock, John, and Jackson reflect on their personal growth, their content strategy and what Three Cents is going forward. Be sure to check out this very open and reflective celebration of what Three Cents has been and how grateful we are to have shared the journey.

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0:00 Intro

1:00 We been doing this for 1 year!!

2:50 Origin of Three Cents

5:55 What it means to podcast

11:23 The 2 channels

12:40 Jock’s statdec

24:10 The development of the POD

36:35 John has 2 podcasts  

37:37 Yes, we have a podcast 

44:55 Future of the podcast

50:50 We’re just 23 year old kids

52:02 Ok, let’s talk about The Rizzler

53:05 Now drunk story time

54:00 The Atomic Poo

58:30 Shoutout to 2 really cool guys

59:15 Coolest guy of all time

1:04:00 New podcast concept (Don’t steal)

John’s back, and boy does he have stories to tell! Jock and Jackson listen and learn as John teaches them about racist Doc Brown, Fortnite streamer impersonators, and how he would subdue a gorilla. Come learn with us on this week’s episode!

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0:00 John goes to America

3:43 Things that AUS does better than USA

6:31 Redhead hate in USA

8:45 Shoutout CheapShotsMMA

10:55 Jock’s bad day :(

16:24 Newwwww Yoorrrkkkk

18:15 Adelaide tings

20:36 John’s beautiful facial hair

23:10 Jock’s beautiful eyes

23:45 Jackson

24:05 Mini NickEh30

26:56 UFC 320 (JOHN = RIGHT!!)

27:45 Let’s talk about women

29:24 Jackson’s big idea!!

33:00 Iconic Harry Potter scene

36:43 America gives John existential crisis

41:00 Telemarketer Jackson

43:35 Hacking the mainframe

49:05 Jackson desperately tries to ruin John’s life

54:00 How to put a monkey in a barrel

58:34 So this is how it’s done

In this episode, we try and fill the vacuous void that is John’s absence. We discuss Jock’s new found insane app behaviour, some new movie speculation and the science behind our sleeping habits. Enjoy

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00:00 the boogey man

01:00 two cents

03:00 jock’s word app  

07:47 george or well

08:59 paying for more words

12:40 jackson’s food app

15:41 food app 2: the stock market

19:41 y2k the movie

24:35 rachel zegler hate

27:52 “wuthering heights” in quotations  

34:50 Guillermo del Toro - Frankenstein

37:17 Sleep Psychology

40:00 Nature vs Nurture

43:00 The Existentialism Clock

46:30 The science of routines

48:50 We’re nostalgic people

50:30 Pranking our children

52:20 John surprise call-in

54:00 “America is a third-world country”

58:25 Jackson and Jock power hour

Fans will refer to this episode as “The Rat Poison” episode for the foreseeable future. watch as the lads experiences the new set and slowly go insane. We discuss innovating the wheelchair, casting the next best comedy movie, and a new show called “Laditude”. Thanks for watching. Enjoy :))

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0:00 Poo time

2:13 New studio

2:32 Casting ideal comedy film

7:50 Colonoscopies

10:25 Your mouth and hole

12:16 what is a burger really

16:12 Back to comedy

19:00 Shyamalan is a guy who exists

24:24 THE WHALE

28:28 Reinventing the wheelchair

41:28 Jocks new place needs a tidy

45:00 Laditude

53:20 Zyntastic

On this week’s episode, the lads get into conspiracies. In doing so, Jock runs a marathon, John plans an assassination, and Jackson wishes he was crushed by a corkboard. Find out more by listening to this episode of the Three Cents Podcast!

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0:00 Jock goes for big run

11:40 Jackson’s moobie run

18:45 The JFK COMSPIRACY

26:29 Rothschildren

31:08 Jude Law and Films

33:45 Is chalk still graffiti

37:02 The Rock wants to act now

40:20 Rock and Snoop Dogg don’t exist

42:27 Emma Stone & Lanthimos

47:12 Third-person Dog shot (don’t steal)

50:35 Hey Gwok

51:34 Flat Stanley’s reign of terror