Three Cents Podcast

Three Cents Podcast

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  • Episode 55: It Had To Be Done

    Hello everyone!! Another episode here! Today the lads talk about a wide variety of things ranging from the new ‘Backrooms’ to types or cars, hats and types of guys. They also invent a new term: TWIG. What’s a twig you ask? Good question… WATCH NOW TO FIND OUT. Also it's pretty funny besides that so you can also watch just as like general entertainment, enjoy!



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    Chapters:

    0:00 Who cares about the ocean

    2:00 Is taxidermy legal?

    2:30 Finishing off animals

    4:40 Running over cats (accidentally!!)

    7:50 Volkswagen Beetle

    11:45 Silly cars

    14:55 Our biggest secrets

    17:15 Upchud

    19:15 Jock spits facts for a sec

    20:20 More big secrets

    23:35 Backrooms (SPOILERS)

    26:50 THE question

    29:40 What kind of hat guy are you?

    32:15 Eye doctors are weird bro

    34:28 WELCOME BACK FAMILY

    34:53 Okay what hat guy are you?

    37:10 Question for the audience!!

    40:00 Wars, dog

    42:13 Snow nunnies

    44:15 Wristies & Larpers

    47:20 What’s a twig?

    52:50 Banned from South Africa

    53:45 John just clarifies something

    54:00 Family of barbarians

    55:50 True definition of TWIG

    57:10 Iceland cousin epidemic

    59:10 Togi’s squidgames

    1:01:30 Jock’s hypothetical

    1:03:20 Batman in jail

    1:05:53 The escape of Alcatraz

    1:10:00 Black Ops 2 or something idk

    1:13:15 Bye!!!



    1 hr 14 min
  • episode54.mp3

    It’s the episode they didn’t want you to see. They tried to take us down. It is a totally normal episode don’t let them tell you otherwise. They are after you. They want you to stop listening. You have to subscribe to break the curse. They are coming. Be careful. Gamble on soldiers

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    54 min
  • Episode 53: Fictional Mother Fight Night

    JOCK IS GONE! Oh no!! He is alive and well he just went somewhere. Anyway Jackson and John are still here and to chat about a variety of topics. There are big discussions about the Top 10 things of all time and which fictional mothers would win in a street fight scenario. Some funny lil jokes and such along the way… and perhaps maybe a special guest calls in. 🤔Enjoy!!!



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    CHAPTERS:

    0:00 A Cappella intro

    0:40 TOP 10 Q’s for Women aged 50

    1:40 Top 10 Things of All Time

    28:07 Which mum would win in a fight?

    41:17 Jock calls in!!

    42:00 Jock is in New Zealand!!

    49:45 Jock’s Marge vs Lois take

    54:00 The mum fight CHAMPIONSHIP

    59:35 Transformerz

    1:01:00 TV endings & time-jumps

    1:05:35 GARY (2026)

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 52: The Worst Opening 20 Minutes of All Time

    Hello, here is another episode of the podcast. This one is a funny one! Lots of storytelling in this one with the lads recounting stories from their childhoods and more recent activities. Sorry to the cinephiles but there is not much film talk, but instead there's a good 30 minutes talking about poo/turds!! But it is actually kinda funny and nuanced and niche. So yeah. Watch the video episode on our youtube.


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    Chapters:

    0:00 Welcome back!

    0:01 Jock poos his pants

    5:34 John poos his pants

    6:50 Farting at the urinal

    9:12 Sponsored segment

    10:22 John farts at urinal next to a guy

    13:48 John gets accused of being Mexican

    15:45 Jackson milk guy

    16:30 The Power of the Fart

    19:00 How to mask a fart

    22:33 Jock’s teacher does poopy

    24:55 Awesome iPad kid

    28:05 Favourite childhood toy

    30:44 Marbles & Ruth Ginsburg machines

    34:10 Using the fire escape

    38:04 Jock steals stuff

    41:30 Throwing stuff off balconies

    43:18 Child jackson steals

    46:55 Legalise dumpster diving

    52:05 FaZe Banks

    53:30 Sometimes art sucks

    55:05 PIRACY 🏴‍☠️🦜

    57:30 Dwink water!!

    59:20 Australian ‘celebrities’

    1:06:45 Renaissance nudes!!


    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 51: Talk Show is the New Podcast

    PODCAST OR TALK SHOW. This is the big question that is asked this week. In this process the lads attempt to create various talk-show-esque segments (Jimmy Fallon style). We also discuss recent films like Hoppers, The Drama, Super Mario Galaxy, etc. We also impersonate minions for like 7 minutes. So do we come to a conclusion for this big question?... No, but it’s kinda funny I think. WATCH NOW!


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    Chapters:

    0:00 Talk Show vs. Podcast

    1:25 Our new segment

    3:40 Religion

    6:00 Egyptian Mythology

    7:10 #fentthoughts

    9:40 Some tattoos should be banned

    10:55 Lawmaking segment

    12:17 What crime would you commit?

    17:08 Usain Bolt marketing team

    18:30 Ethan Torpedo

    21:20 Hoppers (2026)

    27:17 7 minute minion impression

    34:17 Inventions segment

    38:50 Vitaly incident

    39:40 Acronym segment

    46:05 BELLYBALL

    52:30 What’s the best sauce?

    57:00 Artemis II

    1:00:00 Doctor Whom

    1:03:30 Representation in film

    1:05:45 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

    1:10:35 The Drama vs. Project Hail Mary


    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 50: We Gave our Intern a Soundboard

    The lads have officially reached episode 50 (FIFTY)!! WOW!! Crazy stuff! To celebrate, they begin by discussing the origins of furries and bronies, before moving onto further chat about gambling, banks, Pompeii and some general film discussion as well. Intern David also discovered how to use a soundboard, curious to hear what silly sounds he produces? WATCH NOW!!


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    Chapters:

    0:00 Episode 50!!

    1:30 Furries & Bronies

    9:18 Bunny Rabbit Origin

    13:13 Banks & Gentlemen’s Clubs

    22:50 American Psycho

    25:23 Upcoming Movies (Heat 2, Hail Mary, etc)

    28:10 Ryan Gosling crazy guy

    31:50 Pompeii reenactment

    36:40 New National Anthem

    38:50 Jackson’s never seen Star Wars

    41:00 Jackson wins the lottery

    48:05 Rating American foods

    49:40 Jock creates words

    51:30 What animal would u be??

    54:40 Will Smith did WHAT?

    59 min
  • Episode 49: It's Tavern Time Somewhere

    Jock is back!! And the lads return to form by talking about a whole bunch of important stuff! This includes getting hammered in medieval times, scamming people on TikTok live, the Holocaust, Deji, and more!! Jock also tells stories from his recent trip to the States, want to know what he got up to? TUNE IN NOW TO FIND OUT 🧟


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    Chapters:


    0:00 Old people

    2:30 Welcome back Jock!!

    4:00 Selling rocks on TikTok

    12:12 Heterosapiens

    13:35 Jock’s US road trip

    18:00 Stalking TikTokers

    21:40 Deji and the Sidemen i guess

    23:00 Michael B. Jordan win Oscar!

    24:00 Impact frames

    25:15 Funny little guy Oscar

    28:45 Slurs in NYC

    31:13 FMK: mean, median, mode

    34:00 NYC & Boston

    37:12 Holocaust memorial & cop slide

    39:35 Tourists & the name Clint

    42:10 Meta Rayban Pranks

    47:37 Would we do well in medieval times?

    54:00 How would you impress the princess?

    58:40 Jock’s gay Greek book

    1:02:50 A final word from Jock

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 48: We Discuss Famous Conspiracies

    In their final episode without Jock, John and Jackson assemble a team to breakdown the world's biggest conspiracies. Joined by guests Daniel and Ezra, the lads will uncover the global implications of Guy Sebastian, the harsh realities of Michael Jackson, and finally decide whether or not it really was Adam Savage in that one picture. Tune in to find out!


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    Chapters:

    0:00 The guys are here

    2:13 Cameras & Moon landing

    4:00 the BIG reveal!!

    5:05 The Virus & Guy Sebastian

    13:35 JFK & the Irish

    17:35 new ranking scale

    19:35 Paul McCartney

    22:18 Michael Jackson

    27:00 The new 67

    27:50 Michael Jackson’s face

    32:48 Adam Savage’s hole

    39:13 THE Island 

    49:25 Top 10 suspects

    54:19 Baby boy Daniel vs. the elite

    1:00:20 The BIG finale

    1:04:20 Ez says goodbye :)



    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 47: Fighting the King Crab (with @WoofaYT)

    To try and fill the void left by Jock, John and Jackson are joined today by their friend Daniel. Together, they explore the true meaning of being alive, how to make it online, and whether dreams really mean anything.



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    Chapters:


    0:00 Welcome Daniel (aka Woofa)!!

    1:40 Coke vs Pepsi

    4:22 Business vs Pleasure

    9:30 Guessing Trump nicknames

    19:00 Daniel’s letterboxd top 4

    24:23 How old can you get?

    27:47 King Crab

    31:20 Daniel vs. a BIG animal

    34:25 What do dreams mean?

    37:27 Jock calls in!!

    39:36 Obama confirms aliens

    44:15 We give Daniel ideas

    47:10 Public pranks

    49:12 Pee vs. Poo

    53:14 The most important question of all time

    55:20 Reality show challenges

    58:50 iDubbbz 

    1:03:40 The Woofa voice

    1:10:39 Star signs


    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 46: Odessa A'zion Stock Crash

    This week, Jock has left the show! He’ll be back (hopefully) but in the meantime, John and Jackson are holding down the fort, talking Marty Supreme spoilers, unhinged romance movies, and doing impressions of guys drinking beers. Tune in to see if a tricycle can still work with only two wheels.

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    Chapters:


    0:00 Jock is gone :(

    2:40 Jackson nose job

    4:35 MARTY SUPREME review

    13:45 Message from Jock!!

    17:05 Odessa A’Zion

    23:20 Harry Potter deleting poos

    26:42 Casey Neistat vs Seth Rogan

    30:30 WONDER MAN IS GOOD!!

    35:50 Valentine’s Day movie suggestions

    41:55 Ricky Gervais in the files

    47:00 Money & Australian Politics (sorry)

    55:00 Racism roleplay


    59 min

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