Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

Three Childless Cat Ladies Discuss Falling Birth Rates, 'Espresso' Conspiracies

Listen Later
  • Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!
  • Who will Kamala pick as her VP? We want Mayor Pete, but we're not sure if he'll make the cut (this time).
  • VP candidate and couch aficionado J.D. Vance lashed out at childless cat ladies - he has no idea what he's done!
  • As childless (dog) ladies ourselves, we feel seen by this report from Pew that shows 57% of people under 50 who aren't having kids cite "just not wanting to" as their primary reason.
  • Do you need to have biological children to give a damn about the future of your country and the world? How is Andrew supposed to touch all that grass if he didn't care about conservation?
  • Falling birth rates globally is breeding a pronatalism movement, wherein some are looking to incentivize having children.
  • We're happy to be the cool aunties/uncle and continue growing our fur baby collections. But we can still love and care about the future of the children in our lives!
  • Is Spotify forcing users to listen to Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”? Some users (including on our panel) feel like they simply cannot escape Espresso. 
  • Many people with this concern believe that Carpenter's label is paying Spotify to "force feed" Espresso to listeners around the world. But why? The song is already regarded as a bop, and has been doing well since it dropped this spring.
  • Sabrina Carpenter isn't alone though, a similar trend has emerged with Chappell Roan's "Good Luck, Babe!" and Tommy Richman's "Million Dollar Baby."
  • Does this simply boil down to Spotify's algorithm not being as good as it once was?
  • This week's recommendations will entertain and make your heart full: The Chameleon (Andrew), Inkless Ink Pads for taking impressions of your fur baby's paw prints (Laura), and "My Lady Jane" on Amazon Prime (Pam).


    • And in this week's installment of After Dark:

    • It's a roll call special! We're not leading with any agenda besides the things we want to bitch about today.
    • What is the point of having a smart doorbell if people will continue knocking instead of using it and taking the message that if we're not answering, we don't want to?
    • We have a bone to pick with Yelp and the INJUSTICE it has done!
    • What are some of our best door-to-door solicitor stories?

      • Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

      ...more
      View all episodesView all episodes
      Download on the App Store
      Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkBy Andrew Sims, Laura Tee, Pamela Gocobachi
      • 4.7
      • 4.7
      • 4.7
      • 4.7
      • 4.7

      4.7

      465 ratings

      More shows like Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

      View all
      MuggleCast: The Harry Potter Re-Read Podcast by Harry Potter

      MuggleCast: The Harry Potter Re-Read Podcast

      4,030 Listeners

      Pop Culture Happy Hour by NPR

      Pop Culture Happy Hour

      10,942 Listeners

      Dear Hank & John by Complexly

      Dear Hank & John

      7,620 Listeners

      Who? Weekly by Who? Weekly

      Who? Weekly

      4,616 Listeners

      Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang by Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

      Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

      8,616 Listeners

      Potterless by Mike Schubert

      Potterless

      7,452 Listeners

      Lovett or Leave It by Crooked Media

      Lovett or Leave It

      25,112 Listeners

      Reading Glasses by Brea Grant and Mallory O'Meara

      Reading Glasses

      1,783 Listeners

      Keep It! by Crooked Media

      Keep It!

      9,737 Listeners

      Ringer Dish by The Ringer

      Ringer Dish

      1,630 Listeners

      The Newest Olympian by Mike Schubert

      The Newest Olympian

      874 Listeners

      Fantasy Fangirls by Fantasy Fangirls

      Fantasy Fangirls

      4,912 Listeners

      Critical Magic Theory: An Analytical Harry Potter Podcast by Prof. Julian Wamble

      Critical Magic Theory: An Analytical Harry Potter Podcast

      250 Listeners

      What the Hype?! Pop Culture Podcasting by Hypable Media NV

      What the Hype?! Pop Culture Podcasting

      91 Listeners

      Good Hang with Amy Poehler by The Ringer

      Good Hang with Amy Poehler

      7,419 Listeners