Three Drink Minimum

Rank the Starburst flavors (3:30), Florida Man gets a tax refund (8:30), go hunting with Jose Canseco (12:10), the AAF is broke (19:15), Jim Boeheim killed a guy (21:45), Antonio Brown wants a new nickname (27:05), a listener question about hockey (32:35), a college basketball team scores 200 points (38:33), Justin shits on Duke (44:20), Manny Machado gets paaaaiiid (53:55), and our TV recommendations (1:06:00)

We're back! It's been a while, so we were a little rusty. Same old 3DM though! Ridiculous news stories and a little bit of sports. We missed the entire NFL season but we're back just in time for the heart of college hoops!

An Egyptian zoo’s zebra exhibit (5:30), a dude at Planet Fitness exercises his rights (11:02), goats on the loose (17:53), old men go metal (22:00), a NASCAR oopsie (26:19), Amish Uber (29:29), sports movie character Mount Rushmore (35:00), the Mighty Ducks have fallen (42:03), Florida Man steals an ice cream truck (47:00), NFL win totals (52:10)

A Florida mayoral candidate is on a mission from God (9:20), a Florida man attempts murder via tractor (15:02), we find the limit for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (19:20), a kidnapping with an unusual weapon (25:17), Mount Rushmore of favorite TV duos (29:50), why the DMV takes so long (38:57), an NHL owner imposter (45:32), NFL training camp (51:50)

LeBron goes to LA (5:18), a Texas woman will bite your nose off (15:28), Mike Trout is not famous (20:05), Conor McGregor wants to fight a Tiger (30:50), we did the same plutonium story again? (36:20), a pickup hoops player cries foul (43:37), a soccer goalie forgot how to goalie (51:06), a Wisconsin woman hid a whole bunch of drugs in her lady parts (54:20), World Cup recap (1:02:04)

Here comes sports gambling (5:42), the NBA commissioner gets a death threat (20:43), Cano is a cheater (27:40), a Yankees fan gets a harsh punishment (34:38), puppy or bear (42:49), a fired employee goes out guns blazing (50:19), a psycho stalker (56:20), and a live tiger at prom (1:06:04)

This week we tried Bud Light Orange! Also: Stat of the Week (6:58), a historic pitching performance (10:22), David Price is soft (15:00), a crocodile gets a snack (21:20), a Louisiana feud between neighbors (28:03), using your kid to fake cancer (33:28), drunk driving on your lawnmower (42:31), Tom Brady’s questionable wardrobe (47:50), emergency beer run (53:17), a plutonium theft (58:12), Amazon gives a penny, leaves a penny (1:03:14)

A rapture prediction (10:47), another WWE star is getting into politics (17:45), a money truck dumps its load (25:46), a Broncos fan gets an Eagles tattoo (33:18), NFL Draft (39:28), a pitcher punches himself (59:14), modesty ponchos (1:03:17)

An update on the Kentucky Fried Disaster, a police dog makes the tackle of the year, Vegas odds on the Wonderlich test, United Airlines passenger inflates the situation, a home intruder gets more than he bargained for, the Fortnite challenge, and a poker player places an insane bet!