Three Gooners walk into a bar

The season is over, and for whatever reason, we just can’t get ourselves excited about the World Cup.

So instead, we’re taking it easy and looking back on the season. We pick our favourite moment, goal, signing, player and even our favourite segment from the podcast.

A fun one, a reflective one, and a chance to celebrate everything that made the season memorable.

And don’t worry — Kick in The Dick is still here.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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It wasn’t our Champions League final. But hey, it happens.

We break down the whole game — the penalties, Raya, the referee, and everything in between. Somehow we also end up talking about Liverpool’s season, because apparently that's where the conversation takes us.

But when all is said and done, we were Premier League champions before the Champions League final, and we’re still Premier League champions after it.

There’s a shoutout, a Kick in The Dick, and we round things off with a quick look at some transfer rumours.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

Bloody hell, the last week has gone fast. We had an absolutely massive title celebration — the pub was completely packed.

We reminisce about an incredible day surrounded by Arsenal fans, the atmosphere, the chaos and everything in between.

Buuuut… we also have to look ahead to the Champions League final.

The quiz is out this week because nobody prepared anything. We finally wrap up the Scottie tabulations… they won’t be coming back.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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That’s it. 🍻

We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did.

We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show.

There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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… and Jams finally speaks again

Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos.

We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable.

It’s been a long season and we’re definitely starting to feel drained, but hopefully it’ll all be worth it in the end.

John has finally found his rhythm with Kick in The Dick, the quiz is inspired by last week’s 10,000 YouTube views, and of course we’ve got the tabulations.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid.

We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including kimonos, gods and Chuck Norris. We might still be a bit drunk from yesterday.

John needs to sort out his shoutouts, but the quiz was solid. The tabulations are nearing the end — and it’s getting nervy.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place.

The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle — thankfully we got the win, but it was a tough watch.

We need to get Viggo firing again, because right now the goals are a bit few and far between.

Of course, we also look ahead to the Atlético clash — the big one.

Luckily, the women still know how to play football.

Kick in The Dick, quiz and tabulations as always.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

We’re back at the pub on a sunny Wednesday. We break down the game against City — and honestly, it’s not quite as doom and gloom as it might feel.

We go through the match, the aftermath, and ask the big question: was that the season? And just how stressful has this campaign actually been?

Because when it comes down to it, winning the Premier League is just incredibly hard — but how many managers have actually done it?

With five games left and a Champions League semi-final against Atlético coming up, we ask: can we still get just a little bit of champagne football before it’s all said and done?

There’s a (quarter?) quiz, Kick in The Dick, and of course the tabulations.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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It was all going so well… the sun is still shining, but the result against Bournemouth is still lingering.

We look ahead to Sporting tonight and City away this weekend — and try not to get too doom and gloom about it (no promises).

If it all goes wrong, there’s always a stack of Arsenal biographies to dive into — and we quiz each other on exactly that. Meanwhile, things are somehow tighter in the Scottie tabulations than in the Premier League.

All the usual bar-side chaos.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

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The sun is shining, the pub is open, and Jams is finally back from India. Even better: Arsenal are back to winning ways after two pretty dreadful games against City and Saints.

We break down the win against Sporting Lisbon and ask a slightly uncomfortable question: what’s going on with Martin Ødegaard? Is it already time to think about selling? Okay… maybe that’s a bit early. But still.

John has brought a fresh Kick in The Dick, and we also wonder out loud about the World Cup — do we even feel like watching it?

Quiz, tabulations and all the usual chaos from the bar.

That’s it.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.