From a trip to the emergency room, to baby's first steps, to whizzing in the sink to get around the toilet seat lock, it's been a bit of a week.

Here's the rundown:

01:00 Anthony got in trouble for telling too many poop stories about his daughter

03:30 Some dad-to-be out there is listening to our show for advice. Uh oh.

05:30 Are there any sports you forbid your kid from playing?

10:30 The baby proofing item that had one of us peeing in the sink

17:00 If you could instill one principal in your child, which would you pick?

22:30 Story time: Dylan's first trip to the emergency room

26:00 Chris' son took his first steps. Aaaand, life just got tougher.

It's been a busy week. One of us found a cure for childhood constipation, one of us finally got our child to not scream at day care, and one of us realized our kid hates wearing shirts. Let's get this all sorted out.

Here's the rundown:

01:30 Reviews so far have been great, except for one hater.

03:00 Chris' son hates wearing shirts. Makes for a tough morning.

05:00 The inappropriate movie Anthony is excited to watch with his kid.

13:00 How the hell do you find a babysitter you trust?

18:00 Children don't care about the routine you had before they came along.

24:00 Brad's son didn't scream bloody murder today at day care drop off. Victory!

27:00 That time Chris' son had a meltdown at a fine italian restaurant

31:30 Anthony's surefire cure for childhood constipation

From hurting yourself on purpose for a laugh to not forgetting to buckle your kid into the car seat, it's been a challenging week. Let's hop in front of the microphones for some therapy.

Here's the rundown:

01:00 We've seen enough "First day of school!" Facebook statuses to last two lifetimes.

04:00 How do you get the kid to stop crying? Weird dancing? Hurt yourself on purpose?

09:30 Day care debate; One income and no day care or two incomes with day care? Either way, you're broke.

15:45 How long until you bailed on the organic/grass-fed plan and just started throwing hot dogs at your kid?

20:30 Anthony forgot to buckle his newborn into the car seat on the way home from the hospital. Is that bad?

26:00 How to talk your way out of paying that scam of a hospital bill

29:00 Brad took his son to a Cardinals game and watched two innings.

Well, Brad started his day by getting pooped on. We talk for too long about that, discuss our most "Dad" moments, and mind games our parents played on us.

Here's the rundown:

01:00 Brad's baby pooped on him this morning. Off to a great start!

04:00 Singing Jingle Bells on the toilet - Our most Dad moments

07:15 Why are baby clothes impossible to put on a baby?

10:45 Hard ass or pushover - What's your approach to discipline?

16:30 Chris' kid sure does like to slap mommy.

18:00 Getting busted for having parties in high school

19:30 Anyone else scared at how good toddlers are at using phones?

Anthony put on some sympathy weight, Brad's kid is trying to give him a homemade vasectomy, and an enormous pillow has taken Chris' place in bed. There's plenty to work through in this episode, so let's get to it.

Here's the rundown:

00:30 Brad getting punched in the nuts = Free vasectomy

02:00 Our voice guy Shanny got weird voicing our intro. Check the outtakes.

06:00 Let's play Guess How Much Sympathy Weight Anthony Put On!

13:00 The stupid pregnancy pillow has taken over the bed

15:00 What was the "Wanna have a second kid?" talk like?

22:15 Which tradition that you had growing up do you want to pass on to your kids?

We're jumping right into it with episode one, talking poop, getting punched in the junk, and what not to do when changing a diaper.

Here's the rundown:

00:15 Meet the crew of tired dads and rowdy kids

05:00 How horrifying is that moment when you leave the hospital and realize you're in charge of a small human?

07:30 Is the poop supposed to look like tar? This is weird.

10:00 Brad's kid punches him in the nuts. That's wonderful.

13:00 Our kids' cartoons are weird...Especially considering adults created them.

19:00 You know you're doing something right when your milk-drunk child smiles at you.

21:00 Don't change a diaper too early. A second poop wave is coming.

29:30 Which famous father would you model yourself after?

We're jumping right into it with episode one, talking poop, getting punched in the junk, and what not to do when changing a diaper.

Here's the rundown:

00:15 Meet the crew of tired dads and rowdy kids

05:00 How horrifying is that moment when you leave the hospital and realize you're in charge of a small human?

07:30 Is the poop supposed to look like tar? This is weird.

10:00 Brad's kid punches him in the nuts. That's wonderful.

13:00 Our kids' cartoons are weird...Especially considering adults created them.

19:00 You know you're doing something right when your milk-drunk child smiles at you.

21:00 Don't change a diaper too early. A second poop wave is coming.

29:30 Which famous father would you model yourself after?