Chinggay and Patty speed through the week’s meh movies in order to a fully fleshed out, in-depth look at Hallmark’s most highly-rated movie yet, “Three Wise Men and a Baby.” Andrew Walker (aka Captain America of the HCU) as a firefighter who looks after his family because he’s perfect like that, Paul Campbell as an anxiety-ridden pet therapist who’s socially inept, and Tyler Hynes as a nerdy gamer who suffers from Peter Pan syndrome come together in a whipsmart movie that pays tribute to the invisible labor of women (co-written by Kimberly Sustad and Paul Campbell). The sheer starpower of this movie required two full rounds of F*ck, Marry, Kill.

Catch us every week until December for our roundup of holiday hits!

Long Lost Christmas (Taylor Coke, Benjamin Ayres)

Inventing the Christmas Prince (Tamara Mowry-Housley, Ronnie Rowe)

When I Think of Christmas (Shenae Grimes-Beech, Niall Matter)

Three Wise Men and a Baby (Andrew Walker, Paul Campbell, Tyler Hynes, Margaret Colin)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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