Three Words Only

Three Words Only

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Three Words Only episodes

  • TWO S1E5 - For The Third

    Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 5.

    Smee tackles Brexit while appointed Rajiv shows his class.  Markus eventually clears the blockage.

    Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Dan Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

    Edited by: Drex.

    Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

    Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

    Managed by: David Wickenden

    Merch: TWO SHOP

    Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.

    Sound Effects:

    • Christmas Bells.wav by zoefitzgerald | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • catapult.wav by cetsoundcrew | License: Attribution
    • Staten Island Ferry Horn (Close).mp3 by nathanvladimirovich | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Donkey braying.wav by LeandiViljoen | License: Attribution Noncommercial
    • rotterdam book market.wav by uair01 | License: Attribution
    • Cracking/Crunching, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution
    • Cathedral Bells, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution
    • Burp! by Breviceps | License: Creative Commons 0
    • SHIP SOUND REQUEST!.wav by hello_flowers | License: Creative Commons 0
    • Pigs Eating Clip.wav by jdberent | License: Attribution Noncommercial
      • 8 min
    • TWO S1E4 - War, In Europe

      Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 4.

      Albert hangs out with homonyms and homophones while trying to avoid the wasp tapanade.

      Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Dan Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

      Edited by: Drex.

      Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

      Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

      Managed by: David Wickenden

      Merch: TWO SHOP

      Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.

      Sound Effects:

      • CarDoorShut.wav
      • AE0092Volvo740GLEhandbraketurn03.flac
      • indiansong-ish.wav
      • Rubber_squeaks.aif
      • busy-restaurantmorocco
      • 20060706.wasp.flac
      • 20070506.rubber.duckies.09.wav
      • Fire_Large.wav
      • SchuetzenfestKapelle.mp3
      • Kirmes_Orgel_004_2_Rosamunde.mp3
      • FrequencymodulationCoding.wav
      • Kyle.WAV
      • WHINE1.wav
      • Oldhounddogpanting-thenshakesoff
      • WindUpToy.wav
      • Beerbottlesclinkinginsideabox
      • Spitfiregoingdown.wav
        • 5 min
      • TWO S1E3 - Meanwhile Back At

        Three Words Only  Series 1 Episode 3

        Sheila skips in down at the Lockdown Inn, fatbergs go viral and Nita manages to lose it on Chichita's hen-do.

        Written by:  Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Rose Scott Meagher, Adrian, and David Wickenden

        Edited by: Drex

        Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook

        Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook

        Managed by: David Wickenden

        Merch: TWO SHOP

        Copyright.  All Rights Reserved ©2021 David Wickenden

        Sound Effects Credits:

        Meg lapping.wav
        Mutant Bird 1
        Toilet Flushing
        DiarrhoeaWithRoomMono.wav
        HardEchoThud.aif
        Disgusting Slop.wav
        OWI_Woolworths tills
        02530 ketchup burp.wav
        Puking_and_Diarrhea.mp3
        Mud Squelch Footsteps.wav
        Party Sounds.wav
        Party background chatter real1.wav
        waving flag
        Sword fight.wav
        slurping.wav
        FX swanee whistle up.wav
        Hammer falls to wood floor
        Small crowd cheering and clapping at party av
        rubber.wav Dog Shih Tzu Growling 05.wav bar crowd.wav
        pour out gravel on the stairs.wav
        sheep 1

        8 min
      • TWO S1E2 - Sweating Profusely Fag

        Three Words Only  Series 1 Episode 2

        Aye Aye,  Surendra visits Gorky Park for the usual celebrations.  Nita gets all musical but has problems with Debt.

        Written by:  Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Rose Scott Meagher, Adrian, and David Wickenden

        Edited by: Drex

        Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook

        Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook

        Managed by: David Wickenden

        Merch: TWO SHOP

        Copyright.  All Rights Reserved ©2021 David Wickenden

        Sound Effect Accreditations: 

        • Violin/fiddlelickwithpercussivebowchop(monophonic)
        • Sitartarbstrum.aiff
        • goat.aif
        • Blackbirdinthemorning
        • GongHit
        • distanthosproom.mp3
        • screaming_male_horror.mp3
        • Scissors
        • Sigh_2_Femal
        • Sough_female_byMondfisch89.ogg
        • Pop4
        • CrowdOoohsandAhhhsinExcitement
        • HorseNeigh02(03).wav
        • explosion_012.mp3
        • Fart01
        • clocktickingfast
        • baby_birth_firstmoments_crywolfhope.mp3n
        • GolfDrivershots
        • Dogdrinkingwater
        • CollegeFootballGame.wav
        • dentistdrill.wav
        • GlassBreak-MediumJar
        • Coldhowlingwind
        • RushingWater
        • WhoopeeCushion,Long,A.wav
        • smoke_alarm_piep_piep
        • Toaster
        • Duck_Hyde_park
          • 10 min
        • TWO S1E1 - Once Upon A

          Three Words Only - Series 1 Episode 1. 

          Ragdeep gets stuck in. Nita and Rakesh are not impressed. Three words only lead to confusion and intrigue on the ISS but does Shirley survive the encounter?  Will Surendra ever get to the haberdashery? 

          Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden. 

          Edited by: Drex. 

          Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook. 

          Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook. 

          Managed by: David Wickendne

          Merch: TWO SHOP

          Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden. 

          Sound Effects: 

          • patrons laughing .mp3 by pbrproductions | License: Attribution
          • parliament noises.wav by Eneasz | License: Creative Commons 0
          • London Underground Piccadilly Line Piccadilly Cirus PA.mp3 by karthics4 | License: Creative Commons 0
          • alien_wreckage_exploration.mp3 by iamamoviefreak2 | License: Creative Commons 0
          • Autorickshaw ride Mumbai.wav by troycavas | License: Creative Commons 0
          • AkamasGoats.wav by acclivity | License: Attribution Noncommercial
          • scratching.mp3 by [email protected] | License: Attribution Noncommercial
          • Awesome female orgasm sound by valent | License: Creative Commons 0
          • Audience_Gasping by unchaz | License: Attribution
          • Applause and audience.flac by billox30 | License: Creative Commons 0
          • Walking with Crutches.wav by 170134 | License: Attribution Noncommercial
          • Indian Restaurant in Berlin.wav by Donalfonso | License: Attribution Noncommercial
          • Teapot Lid Large 170428_1477.wav by megashroom | License: Creative Commons 0
          • Clock ticking by Zoey.holt | License: Creative Commons 0
          • Fireplace.WAV by inchadney | License: Attribution Noncommercial
            • 11 min
          • Three Words Only - The Trailer

            TWO's Company, Three's A Crowd...

            Be transported to another world and experience the other-worldly worldliness of Ragdeep, Nita, Debt and the gang as they navigate words of three words only.  

            Sit back and enjoy as the scene is set, and a small fragment of the delight that awaits you is aurally dangled.

            Episode 1 lands on 31st January 2021

            Written by: Mick Smith, Steve Coles, Zak Willis, Danny Lashbrook, Drex, Adrian, Rose Scott Meagher and David Wickenden.

            Narrated by: Dan Lashbrook.

            Music: All Original Music by and Engineered by Dan Lashbrook.

            Managed by: David Wickenden

            Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/three-words-only/

            Copyright, All Rights Reserved, ©2021 David Wickenden.


            2 min

          About Three Words Only

          From the publisher's feed

          Join Debt and Nita in the netherworld that is the three words only.