Been awhile since Quarantings brought on a guest, let alone a surprise guest. The homie Nikki Johnson comes through to celebrate her birthday with the crew (First question- when should one celebrate a mid week bday?) Hot off the open, the trio revisit Lume's most debated text response aka "You can come over if you want to". To no one’s surprise the ladies have some pointed opinions on this virtual conundrum, but then the tables are turned as Lume calls them out for being two of the worst texters this side of the Mississippi. Should you leave read receipts on iPhone gang? Calling versus texting. A little "discussion" bout them dreaded green bubbles (are androids deal breakers?). Apparently dating in AZ is for the fun, while dating in MN is for The One according to this week's guest... is she right? Nikki reveals she has only spent a whopping 30 mins of her life on total on dating apps... Don't think Lume will be asking for another female guest for awhile after this one.

QQH (39:54): Kristen gives her final EURO Cup update and Ronaldo's latest thirst trap. A switch up as Lume provides the recommendation this week with his love letter to Loki. A quick Emmy nominations breakdown from the resident entertainment expert. *Rant alert* Lume wants people to stop posting quotes to their IG stories that do not apply to them. Like right now. Then the crew goes over a petty punch that is next level. (no kids were harmed in the making of this episode)