Meg admits she used to secretly put guys through what she likes to call a vibe audition and she also gives instructions on how to ensure you get murdered on a concert first date. Tips and tricks for how to watch Real Housewives in the most maniacal fashion, the ups/downs/twists/turns of learning to not take things personally, and a brief dip into her experience with disordered eating and depression. *Is fully distracted by some of the most gorgeous snow she's ever seen in Chicago thus far about halfway in*