Throw The Game

Are dog shows sports? What about cat shows?

Olympic Skateboarding Uniforms

XFL is real?

In this very old episode, we talk about Bowl Game Gatorate Dumps, Muppet Orgeron, Randy Moss, and Double Landos.

We're dropping this Christmas Spectacular about the cult classic "Gleaming the Cube" (1989 dir. Graeme Clifford). In this film, Christian Slater has BDE (Big David Bowie Energy), Yabbo has a literal man cave, and Tony Hawk has 5 phones for some reason. Don't give me no jerkoff handjob!

At time of posting, Gleaming The Cube is available to stream for free with Amazon Prime in the USA, so watch along with us as we unpack this bizarre 80s skateboard/murder movie.

We'll be back in 2020 with more stupid sports and no hot takes. Thanks for listening!

This week on TTG:

* Caffeine is a PED at BYU

* NBA Jam Creepypasta

* Guaranteed Jordan

You better watch out: Gritty Claus is coming to town. That's right, the real Christmas Creep, the Reason for the Season! Also: Why aren't "The Jersey" and "The Muppet Show" on Disney+ ??? Is Vin Scully dead in the world of The Sandlot? Harry breaks the rules of Card Wars.

We draft Thanksgiving dinner foods on this week's episode. Also: Were you a shortsm'n?; Earl Grey's broken trophy; Zombie Gordie Howe

We talk athletes' beer ads in this weeks episode, from Shaq's chinese beer spot to Jason Alexander's big break in a Miller Lite commercial. We watch Happy Gilmore in 60 seconds. Would our dad drink Purple Jesus for the 'gram?

Harry's Uniform Corner: LA Chargers' Mexico Starter Jackets

Card Wars: NHL 1991

Today on TTG:

* Losing our Taco Bell virginity

* Bucket School memories

* Getting a jersey at an Albany Patroons game, Mean Joe Green-style

* You know Rocky fuckin' voted for Trump

In this TTG: We imagine an alternative future in which Harry is a Masshole. Sky runs the family car into a yellow pole. Is Tacko more of a 7-ft-tall potato like Andre the Giant or a 7-ft-tall cylinder like Yao Ming? Lebron vs. Bezos in the Firefighter Civil War of 2019. Harry learns who Kylie Minogue is when we look at trading cards from Street Fighter: the Movie.

We talk the Shaq/Damian Lillard rap beef & attempt to salvage our disastrous "Card Wars" segment

Topics:

* Somebody get Dwyane Wade a puppet!

* Bad 2: The Sequel To Bad

* VORP-al sword goes snicker-snack!

* Sky eats 30-year-old baseball card bubblegum again