Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE IN!

John Woo directed this, right before Face/Off, so this is where we are in the world. John Travolta and Christian Slater are transporting some nukes, and Travolta turns out to be a bad guy and steals them. Then, Christian Slater has to get them back. Starring all the character actors you've ever seen.

Hey I just found a whole bunch of stickers in my car. If you want one, write me at [email protected]

Sugar, Spice, and a whole case of Miller High Life. These are the ingredients to make the perfect podcast hosts.

Wheeze the Juice, Buuudeee

Today's going to be a good day.

J Lo, Cube, Jon Voight, Owen Wilson, Eric Stoltz, Danny Trejo, Jonathan Hyde. You're welcome.

Party on, dudes.

This movie is so bland I can't even think of a good description. A girl and a blind hermit and Merlin's bird team up with a two headed dragon to retrieve King Arthur's magic sword to save Camelot from the evil Lord Ruber. There. I did it.

Someone farted but it wasn't me.

Lucas really hated this movie.

This movie is PUNK. but with Trumpets.

Starring Timothy Redwine, Patrick Renna, Jessica Alba, Brandon Baker, Kenneth A. Brown, Henry Winkler, Randy Quaid, and Cathy Moriarty

"O Gabriel" by Gabriel and the ULTRAKills, Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org. Licensed for personal and commercial use.

Might as well face it, this movie is a hot mess.

Starring Matthew Broderick and Meg Ryan.

"O Gabriel" by Gabriel and the ULTRAKills, Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org. Licensed for personal and commercial use.