Throwback Theater

Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale (Tom Arnold) spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis, the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov (Tim Curry), takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton (Dean Stockwell), who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business. Featuring appearances by Debra Messing, Bruce Campbell, David Allen Grier, and French Stewart.

Until now, Zak Gibbs' (Jesse Bradford) greatest challenge has been to find a way to buy a car. But when he discovers an odd wristwatch amidst his father's various inventions and slips it on -- something very strange happens. The world around him seems to come to a stop, everything and everybody frozen in time. Zak quickly learns how to manipulate the device and he and his quick-witted and beautiful new friend, Francesca, start to have some real fun.

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It's the second week of November in the year 2016. The election is almost upon us, the results of which will launch our country into, perhaps, polar opposite paths. And, just as the nation could not be any more divided, the fellas here are equally as split on their thoughts on 1996's "First Kid," starring Sinbad. Does it hold up? Find out on this week's episode.

Happy Halloween from Throwback Theater! In this extra spooky episode, we review the Disney classic, "Hocus Pocus." We introduce new segments and interact with guests watching our livestream! Please excuse our technical difficulties, starting at around 18 minutes, and again at the very end of the episode.

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What do Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, Catherine Zeta Jones, and that other actress... Whatsherface, all have in common? They all scared the shit out of Eric when he was just a boy. And, they all annoyed the shit out of him as an adult. This movie will haunt you and you'll regret ever having to sit down to watch it.

So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how you deal with this little slice...

The guys tackle The NeverEnding Story get over it.

Ferngully - is it as terrifying as Chris remembers it being? Find out on this week's episode.

Preston Waters is your typical 12 year old boy with one desire - sweet stacks of fat cash. When a convicted bank robber breaks out of prison and accidentally runs over Preston's bike, Preston finally gets what he's been asking for - a blank check. Using his savvy computer skills, Preston creates a check for one million dollars, and due to being mistaken for Tone Loc (a simple mistake to make, really) is able to cash the check. Now all of Preston's dreams start to come true as he blows through the bank robber's money as quickly as possible, while the robber and his goons struggle to get their money back.

If your friend was being held against their will be an evil capitalist, you'd do anything to save them, right? What if your friend was a gorilla capable of communicating via sign language? Watch as a rebellious teen busts out his best friend and hits the road to freedom in a tribute close to our hearts, "Born to be Wild."