This one’s for the P-Hounds only — and wow, do we get feral.

It’s chaos. It’s gross. It’s oddly arousing (don’t ask). It’s Thumb War at its most unhinged.

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We just watched Honey Don’t — twice — and still can’t believe how bad it was. Directed by Ethan Coen and co-written with Tricia Cooke, the film stars Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, and Charlie Day in what should have been a stylish neo-noir. Instead, it’s a messy, over-sexed, and painfully misguided movie that left us frustrated, confused, and honestly kind of angry.

In this episode of Thumb War, we break down exactly why Honey Don’t doesn’t work — from the awkward sex scenes, one-note characters, and forced political gags, to the wasted performances of a stellar cast. We also compare it to Drive-Away Dolls, Bound, and even classic Coen Brothers films like Fargo and No Country for Old Men to highlight just how far this one misses the mark.

Spoilers throughout.

We also talk representation, Ethan & Joel Coen’s split, and why this film feels like a wasted “blank check” project.

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This week on Thumb War, we dive into Alien: Earth Episode 3, breaking down the mysterious bond between Marcy, Queen Wendy, and the Xenomorphs — plus all the chaos that came with the flashing lights, wild sound design, and that divisive Maggot Brain music cue.

But first, in our Trailer Trash / Entertainment News segment, we cover:

Then, we circle back for a full Alien: Earth Ep 3 recap & review — including what’s working, what’s frustrating, and where we think the story is headed.

If you’re into Alien franchise lore, sci-fi TV recaps, and offbeat entertainment takes, you’re in the right place.

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JD and Rachel cover everything this week — from walking out of a fitness class in shame, to neighbors plotting coyote revenge, to nightmare fuel inside the sauna. Plus: pickleball + PMS science, cold plunge flexes, awkward locker room encounters, and a debate about the greatest classic comedies. It’s messy, it’s TMI, it’s Patreon-only.

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The Breakfast Battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crV5q2j9DBI&t=34s

Raquel Welch on the Muppets: https://youtu.be/7fGQRnEvhfA?si=xByohfcxVZ54zc1M

Clouseau: The Pavlova of the Parallels: https://youtu.be/qxFHPIFGFmk?si=1SL3RxRjty7fEB0_

Xenomorphs on Earth?! We break down the first two episodes of FX’s brand-new series Alien: Earth — including the new monsters, Noah Hawley’s vision, and how it connects to the larger Alien franchise. From corporate overlords to Peter Pan parallels, we dig deep into the lore, the scares, and the surprises.

Then in Trailer Trash, we talk upcoming projects and trailers that caught our eye — including new films from the Safdies, Spike Lee & Denzel Washington, and more.

What you’ll hear in this episode:

Whether you’re an Alien superfan or just here for the chaos, this episode’s got it all.

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We’re going FULL SPOILER on Zach Cregger’s Weapons (2025) — breaking down every shocking moment, creepy twist, and unforgettable performance. Plus, we dive into the trailers we caught before the film, from Mortal Kombat 2 to The Long Walk, and share the latest casting news from Hollywood.

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Rachel’s back from the East Coast with tales of rooftop-dried seaweed, Nova Scotia trading posts, and a wedding DJ who thought the Macarena still slaps.

Also inside:

It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly why you tune in every week.

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Is Happy Gilmore 2 just a shameless sequel or a heartfelt tribute to a comedy classic? The Thumb War crew dives into the Netflix hit with hot takes on Adam Sandler’s evolution, Shooter McGavin’s epic arc, and all those ridiculous celebrity cameos (looking at you, Travis Kelce).

We also unpack the real story behind Ozzy Osbourne’s bat-biting legacy, discuss Caddyshack vs. Gilmore, and chat about upcoming releases like Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, Doomsday, and Coyote vs. Acme in Trailer Trash.

Did we laugh? Did we cringe? Did we get misty-eyed at the Sandman’s surprisingly tender moments? Yes, yes, and weirdly… yes.

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Fantastic Four: First Steps isn’t just another superhero reboot — it’s about family.

This week on Thumb War, JD is joined by very special guest Jeshua Kidd (No Dunks, The Athletic) to break down Marvel’s latest MCU installment — a retro, cosmic, heartstring-tugging space race where Reed Richards might as well be Dom Toretto with a PhD.

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We talk:

Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards (our stretchy dad)

Plus:

Spoilers from the jump.

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We kick off with a haunted waitress and end up baptizing strangers in lakes — which honestly says a lot about this episode. Jason may or may not have been covertly baptized by a rogue Catholic. Rachel wears a wet t-shirt (kind of). Plus: Emmy nomination chatter, ghost gossip, and a passionate defense of Slow Horses. This one’s got spirits — both supernatural and awards-season related.

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