*We need an update on Slim's head trauma. Let's see it. Oh my god! Never mind! Cover it up!

*Details about a local man who allegedly tampered with food in restaurant's kitchen have been released. Oh. My. God. Please don't mess with people's food. 

*Ohtani's former interpreter is either the greatest or worst friend ever. 

*Travis Kelce is working on a new TV project!

*Slimfast translates sections of Putin's speech to the world.

*Diarrhea Man has been arrested! 

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