Ethan shares a story about how the State of Connecticut is looking to dig deeper and seriously investigate UFO sightings across the state. Meanwhile, Waterbury Police say they arrested a suspect who was allegedly carrying nine pounds of cocaine.

The guys also get fired up over NASA’s upcoming Artemis II launch, while Cheez-It celebrates its 105th anniversary. Lou and Dave make it very clear that if your favorite flavor isn’t white cheddar, they’re jokingly ready to show up at your house and settle it the old-fashioned way.

Roberto Alves stops by the studio to talk about upcoming spring and summer events in Danbury, along with paving projects happening around the city. At one point, the guys also admit they have no idea what a parallelogram is, and Ethan somehow takes things even further by saying he wants to send a dinosaur to eat Lou—proving he may not fully understand how dinosaurs work.