In some tough local news, the Naugatuck Food Truck Festival has been canceled—yeah, that one stings a little.

Meanwhile, ALERT THE MEDIA! A New York man was arrested in Westport after allegedly leading police on a car chase.

The guys also get into a very important question—do we really need Jason Kelce hanging around at The Masters, or is that becoming a bit much?

There’s also talk about how doing your chores—yeah, actual chores—might somehow help you more than you think.

Down in Florida, because of course it’s Florida, two guys were arrested after being caught with a dead alligator on their roof. Totally normal behavior.

We’ve also got audio of a guy who actually called Augusta National Golf Club trying to book a tee time… during the Masters. Good luck with that.

And then there was a pretty big media screw-up—CNN accidentally published an article saying Michael J. Fox had died. Just to be clear, he is very much alive.