We have (almost) one round in the books at the 2024 Masters and Brendan and Andy have a notebook full of amusements and insights from the ground to go over from Thursday. They begin with “story time” on Si Woo, Peppy Peter, Gary Player, and go over three nominees for “Thirstbucket Thursday” after getting some intel in Augusta. Then they discuss the rounds of Bryson DeChambeau and Scottie Scheffler. They discuss some quotes from Bryson on his favorite YouTube creators like Jynxi and Sketch, and how he’s found peace in that world and his golf game. They discuss the wildly difficult windy conditions on Thursday and how Scottie clinically worked his way around with a 66. That does not mean, however, that there are not laments about pace of play and armlock putting. They close with a few quick thoughts on Tiger, Rory, and Friday expectations.