The Real ID deadline is coming in Connecticut ahead of Ethan's many international trips. Is he ready? Does his passport say "security threat?" Meanwhile, Ridgefield was named one of the friendliest towns in the state, which was apparently enough to short-circuit Lou’s brain. Over in Fairfield, a stink bomb turned a carnival into a chemical warfare simulation. Also, is Bill Trotta (a.k.a. Mr. Morning) secretly moonlighting as an alternate on the Hat City Zoning Board of Appeals? Bill Belichick is now triple-downing in defense of his girlfriend—and for once, Lou totally gets it. And finally, Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves responds to a listener's burning question: what’s the actual situation with the bathrooms at Danbury High?