Now that everyone's escaping Russia, Chanelle and Diane break down how LA Kings players performed in the Sochi 2014 Olympics. Jeff Carter got a hat trick, Drew Doughty scored a big OT winner, and Jonathan Quick almost single-handedly tried to get the USA to the gold medal game. Plus, shots fired by Slava Voynov, and Anze Kopitar helped underdog Slovenia impress. Canada refused to lose (ugh), and the USA choked big time (yuck), and so they wallow in international disappointment to get ready to pick up where the Kings' disappointment left off. Fitting.

Chanelle and Diane recap the Kingsiest ending to the pre-Olympic schedule. Play well against Chicago and lose by two! Play like crap for a huge portion of the game against Columbus and win! Yeah, sure. Plus, now a handful of Kings players head to Sochi. The girls share excitement for the games, judge Canada a lot, and continue to cheer for Slovenia. Oh, yeah, and it was Diane's birthday!

Chanelle and Diane are both back in California! They dig into mystery that is the LA Kings' complete inability to score or win games, digging into the big theories out there about why that is. They weigh the trade rumors brewing according to TSN, and then apologize to the Kings players on the roster who deserve better. Plus, a special shoutout to Ben Scrivens for setting an NHL record in Edmonton already.

This one's a shorty! Episode, that is. Diane's wrapping up in Utah and getting ready to fly home, but she calls in for a short look at the LA Kings' progress this week. Spoiler alert: the team hasn't made any. It's time to talk about the rest of the Kings' season, why they're losing so much, and where their playoff chances stand.

Diane calls in from Utah, and she and Chanelle run through the craziness of the Kings' last three games. There was way more fighting and trash-talking than expected, though they probably should've seen it coming for the Canucks and the Blues. They rage about the Red Wings' completely unfair game-tying goal, cheer for All-American Hero Trevor Lewis (AAH! Trevor Lewis!), say goodbye to Ben Scrivens, cut Mike Richards some slack, call Jordan Nolan smart, and voice a wish for who should score next.

Despite a great offensive game versus the Boston Bruins, the Kings are still mostly shooting blanks. Chanelle and Diane dig into the familiar frustrations of a dominant but disappointing loss against the Detroit Red Wings, and then compare the Kings' goal production so far in 2013-14 to recent years. Plus, Kings prospects are AHL All-Stars, Chanelle and Diane talk about who they'd trade, and Dustin Brown can welcome the Penguins' Brandon Sutter to the Accidental Exhibitionists Club.

Chanelle and Diane are back after a holiday break! The Kings decided losing was cool for a while, but Jonathan Quick returned to the lineup and helped them hang on for a third period comeback versus the Vancouver Canucks. Plus, Daniel Carcillo -- TRADED. It's time to break down how the Kings have started 2014, and then spiral into endless amusement surrounding Team USA being announced. Oh, yeah, and Dean Lombardi <3 Keith Yandle.

Chanelle and Diane recap the LA Kings' second game against the Colorado Avalanche and give progress reports on individual player performances before heading into the holiday break. Dwight King, oooooh! Martin Jones, aahhhh! Plus, Dustin Brown takes out Sharks rookie Tomas Hertl, Toffoli continues to impress, Robyn Regehr is a fancy gentleman, and we still don't get to celebrate Trevor Lewis.

Chanelle and Diane recap the poopfest that was the Kings vs the Chicago Blackhawks and celebrate the Kings going 3-1-0 on another road trip. Even when the Kings are bad, they're just too good.

Could this finally be the year that Anze Kopitar or Drew Doughty get awards for their work? And can the league invent an award for Justin Williams? Please.

Plus, the Kings make an appearance on HBO's 24/7 and come out looking awesome.

The LA Kings have won every game played this week!! What a Christmas gift! Chanelle and Diane recap the shutout against the New York Islanders, show love to Tyler Toffoli and surprise possession player Jake Muzzin, and suggest the Kings learn to forfeit all power play chances. Plus, the Kings take time for a holiday pajama jamboree, and Chanelle explains why she thinks Blackhawks player Andrew Shaw could've been a King.