A song written about my rolly Polly fat flat mate who lost a massive amount of weight becoming ever so serious and slim , I on the other hand have taken his place becoming fat and happy obviously morphing to the company I've kept .

A little ditty I wrote about McDonald's whilst sitting in McDonald's , this fast food chain has now become part of our daily lives ,its the biggest burger bar brand on the planet, I wonder if it will be the first in the race to build one in out of space?.

A little swing jazz tune written for a friend who has an extremely high sex drive it uses the feminine and the masculine tense due to the person in question being bisexual he once called him self a sexual psychopath.

The birds and bees have joined us from the flowers and trees you find them at Macdonald's an champagne bars lapping up our left over cream teas they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after feasting on our fat fantastic sleaze.

A slow smoochy song for Nina ,I thought I'd possibly compare thee to a woodland tree x

A song written for a lover who's sexy symbiosis seemed to take over my DNA untill we became almost tanalisigly telepathic I still ended up as her sex toy.

A song about two tramps in cider park harrogate with a little dog she's an up market girl from Harrogate ladies collage who's fallen from grace he's just a Bowery bum the lady and the tramp the reason I mentioned the red rubber stamp is because that's what you're usually given by every government department and then of cause when they find you dead frozen to the ground a THE BIG RED RUBBER STAMP ( DECEASED) I have sympathy for the homeless due to spending time living on the streets in France being moved on or out of towns usually in the middle of the night it's an extremely hard life that drives you to madness hence the dream painting by Edvard Munch many street sleepers have schizophrenia or other mental disorders caused by drink drugs and destitution.

A song about Prostitution one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government had the bravery to take control of this modern day slavery let's face facts  the chancellor's been selling narcotics i.e cigarettes an booze for hundreds of years so why allow the criminals any vice take over all their operations and save these poor girls any more torture legalise their profession too .

With courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking loudly upon the British empires front door .

A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve.